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DA BEGINNIN!
Hey der guyz my name is Angel'ica Crimsun Tarez Ludakrest not dat i care dat u no my name bcaz i hate ppl. I haf lived in Detroit Washingten all mi live. 1 thing 2 no about me is I am loner! Ppl jizt dont leik me it's alwayz ben leik dat all me live. I got piked on sinze i waz a baby. Zo I kep to miself. I dont git y ppl hate me though ev ery jist laufs me and Im sick of it OKAY?:!
I am a pratty normal 16 yare old girl wit long blake hare tipped in blud red down to my lower back and real red eyez. I no I git called a frick all da time. I cant help what my eye colar is okay? I waz born liek dat! I have really tanned skin but no liek a prep! I'm nurtally liek that I hate those tannin beds. NASTY. M 5"7' tall wif DD boobs (I hat them)and luv ta eat. Dun git me wrong im not fat or anythang. I eat loads just werk it off in da jim. Zo im pratty alethic nd git hit on all da time by stupid fat men! EW! Y they go to jim neway? they r 2 fat they should jizt give up. its nasty lookin at dem. (right?)
I go 2 a hi school in Deadtroit(geddit caz Im punk and lurv death and vagpirmes!), I dont no da name caz I cut all da tiem. But Im not stupid! I am pratty smart! Dats prolly another reson ppl hat me. Caz i dont go to school and am still smerter den them. Oh well dats their problem.
Neways this all sterted when I cam home from school andmy dad waz beating my mom agen (It happens all de time) so I fought him offher caz this happen all da time. He drink alchie a lot and getz crazy but im used to it. Its relay annoying axtually.
Angle..." My mom sed to me, tarez runnin down her fase. I dun leik my name did i tell u dat? it makes me sound leik a kristian when i am not dat, i am a punk not some stupid jockprepbatch! I wer all blake wit neo colars and listen to orgy and parmoure! Zo i hat my name.
Whet?" I sed annoyinged. I waz tired caz I jizt got back from da jim and kciked my dad's ASS!11
We are movin to... FORKS caz Im gettin away from yer dad" She sed painfully her face wazbruizin.
I waz upset! My stupid mom gettin' away from Deadtroit (LMAO!1111111111!) and goin ta Forks! Not that I had frounds here or nething but I flew up here! I yelled her 2 stop bein' stupid batch and think of how dat is going to effects me and ran 2 my room crying until I couldn't cry no more.
But a week later I find myself in Forks. It waz a boarding place wid a boarding feeling and I waz stillupset. We were stayin' with my ant uncle cousins in a TEENY house! My cousins were gone 2 collage though and I get their room. When I wlaked in I almost threw UP! It waz a relay girlly room! All pank and flowery! What were dey, 11?
I felt so derpessed dat I pulled out my raser and cut my writz and stared out da window of my new room. It waz so broading here! I sterted to cry caz I missed Deadtroit and then...
IS AW A RELAY HOT GUY! out my winodw. I oepenned my winodw to get a bettr look and gasped at HIS BEAUTY! He had raly pale skin and a gorge hed or hair and da pretayist eyez i had EVER SEEN!
I almost yelled at him for his # but I waz a LONER SO I DIDN'T!
Bsize a guy liek dat prolly alreddy had a gf. that made me moar derpessed but just as I waz about to close my winodow... HE LOOKED RIGHT ME !1111111111111!
My heat skipped a bet like a little gurl playin jumproap! Den I saw him lick his lipz! Normay I wood git upset and kick his ASS!1! but he was 2 hot!
So hot I didnt even rember my rists were BLEDING! Quackly I cloused da window and remembred my ritz. I went 2 clean dem up and cam bak in my room and...
HE WAZ IN MY NEW BED!
Dat is da end of chapta 1! I hope you LEIK IT! REVOWPLEAZ! I liek it so far!