A Song Inspired by Edward

by SexyFangWins

My friend and i were playing a Twilight game in a magazine. It told her to write a song inspired by Edward Cullen and this is what she wrote.

Disclaimer: I always ask for the copyrights of Twilight for my birthday, Christmas, and Easter, but sadly, I have yet to get them.

Okay so this is a REALLY random song that my friend thought of. We were playing a Twilight game in a magazine and it said for her to write a song inspired by Edward. She wrote this in Bella's point of view. My friend is so cool that she made it up on the spot with no hesitation too.

I have a boyfriend.
His name is Edward,
and he sparkles in the sun.
But I still wonder,
if he's a virgin.
And if he is one . . .

Then he's a loser.
Edward's a loser.
I want to touch his father.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Haha yeah about the 'I want to touch his father' part, my other friend said that Carlisle has touched Bella more than Edward because she goes to the hospital so often. Now, we always joke around about that.