They shakily and clumsily made their way up the stairs, trying their best to put one hoof in front of the other, which was being quite a challenge due to their intoxicated state. Trying their best to stay quiet, the mare and the stallion wobbled towards their destination as quietly as they could so as not to wake up the rest of the bakery's residents.

"Sh-shhhh…" whispered Pinkie Pie to her companion with a hoof in front of her mouth, managing to spit out some saliva in the process. "I-I don't wanna… wake up the *hic!* Cakes."

Cheese Sandwich nodded, almost losing his balance as he did. Pinkie turned back around and resumed her zigzagging towards the door at the top floor. She fumbled with the doorknob, her hooves feeling like they had been covered with butter, and the fact that she was seeing double wasn't helping either.

Although their memory was a little blurry, they could still recall the events that had led to that moment: after Twilight had gotten the honor of becoming Equestria's Princess of Friendship, Pinkie decided they should have a party like no other in order to 'break in' her new castle. She immediately sent a letter to Cheese Sandwich, whom she knew was helping out with a Bachelor Party in Marewaukee, to help her throw the bash of the century, request which he complied to when he showed up in Ponyville by surprise not an hour after Pinkie had mailed the letter to him.

Everypony agreed that that was the biggest and best party Equestria had ever seen, and by the end of it Twilight's castle and everything within a two mile radius was completely trashed. At some point though, Applejack and her family had brought a generous amount of barrels filled with their famous apple cider, and Pinkie, carried away by her festive mood, challenged Cheese to a cider drinking contest. Of course he said yes, and the two of them drank more than all the guests combined, which resulted in them getting as drunk as nopony knew was possible. They spent the remainder of the night wobbling around and bumping into everypony else, slurring their words as they rambled about the most varied topics at an obnoxious level and having food fights with each other.

This carried out till the end of the party, when everypony went home and Twilight was left with the arduous task of having to clean up after her guests. Pinkie managed to convince Cheese to go see where she lived and dragged him to Sugarcube Corner as they sang out of tune together, making anypony they passed on the street cringe.

Eventually Pinkie managed to grab hold of the doorknob and opened her door, almost falling as she pushed it.

"He- *hic!* here it is!" she declared as she gestured towards the inside of the room with her hoof. "This is… my room."

"Wow! *hic!* It's re-really… roomy!" Cheese commented, laughing heartily at his own joke. He narrowed his eyes as he stared at the drowsy pink mare in front of him and suppressed a chuckle.

"Wha-whaaaat?"

"You… you have a *hic!* pretzel stuck to your mane." he poked the mentioned salted snack which was tangled in her raspberry locks as a result of one of their previous food fights and snorted humorously. Pinkie gave him a teasing scowl and clumsily pushed his foreleg away from her.

"Shu… shut up."

She gave him a weak playful push, to which he replied with the same move, making them both lose their balance and fall onto Pinkie's bed behind her, she lying on her back and him lying on top of her. They laughed compulsively until they almost ran out of breath, tears rolling down their cheeks as they started to calm themselves. As their chuckles finally ceased they found themselves staring at each other, goofy grins splattered across both of their muzzles.

"You… your eye color matches your cutie mark." Cheese remarked, pushing his hoof onto her nose and making her laugh harder than was expected.

"I *hic!* love you, Cheesie." said Pinkie as she wrapped her forelegs around the orange-ish stallion's neck, bringing him close enough so that their noses were touching.

"Aww, that's… that's so*hic!* cute! I love you too, Pinkie." he whispered as seductively as he managed under the influence of the heavy dose of alcohol he had ingested.

The two ponies crashed their lips onto each others' in an almost violent manner, kissing passionately as their forelegs held them close and caressed their backs at the same time. Soon their hooves began to explore each others' bodies, trailing down to areas which had been yet to be explored by anypony.

It was around that time that Mr. Cake got up to go to the kitchen and fetch himself a glass of water, when he heard odd noises coming from the floor above him, which he knew was Pinkie's room. He knew she was prone to shenanigans, but at that hour? He thought it was best to go check up on her.

As he reached the top floor he raised a hoof to knock on Pinkie's door, but stopped himself as soon as he heard moaning from both Pinkie and somepony else he couldn't quite identify. That and the sound of a squeaking mattress made his eyes widen as he realized something he didn't want to.

"SWEET CHIMICHERRYCHANGA!" he heard Pinkie yell from inside as their moaning increased in both volume and frequency until for some reason he heard her party cannon going off.

"OH, GRAPEFRUIT DIET!" shouted a stallion, whom by his distinguished voice Mr. Cake quickly identified as being Cheese Sandwich.

He slowly took a few steps back, his gaze glued onto the door in utter shock. He deeply regretted having ascended to that floor, and he definitely never expected hearing what he had heard. Not in a million years.

Finally turning around he quickly headed down the stairs, careful enough not to make a noise. As he headed down to his room where his wife was sound asleep he tried to clear his head and forget about what had occurred. 'Nothing happened, nothing happened, nothing happened…', he told himself. But as much as he tried he couldn't keep the sounds that emanated from Pinkie's room from echoing in his ears. He just hoped he could get back to sleep.

AUTHOR'S NOTE (PLEASE READ)

Well, that's not disturbing at all… ._.;

Anyway, here's another CheesePie fic in my behalf. I thought I'd write another one, since my first one was posted in some… depressing circumstances. Plus I can NOT get his pairing out of my head! I was trying to write my next "Amazing World of Gumball" fic, but my brain went into derp mode and I couldn't stop thinking about this story! So I started writing it, and here we are.

I hope I got everything accurately written. And please don't kill me for writing this. I really wanted to write a story in which Pinkie and Cheese got a little more… intimate (if the title and the cover image don't give the plot away, I don't know what does), but I just couldn't imagine them doing it voluntarily. Believe me, in my head it was a LOT more disturbing than this.

Anyway, please read and review (be gentle ;_;) and I PROMISE the next chapter will be more loyal to the show. ^^