G-Boy Pandemoneum
by -shinigami no baka-
disclaimer: i dont own gundam wing. i dont own s hiro, keiki, or jasmine, cus theyre real people.
warnings: slight swearing, violence and the death of relena. im not exactly anti relena but shes not one of my favorites.....^__^relena worshippers beware
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duo: LETS GO TO THE MALL
quatre: since when do you like going to the mall?
duo:since now.
trowa:....!....!......!!!~
heero: eh?
wufei: SPEAK IDIOT, SPEAK *shakes trowa*
trowa: !!!!!!!!......!!!!!!!!
wufei: gaaah
duo: lets go to the damn MALL MALL MALL MALL
heero: shut up bakayaro
duo: make me hee-chan
heero: OK THATS IT
relena: no heero! dont kill duo, you promised i'd be your last victim!
heero: point there
BOOM
munchkins: ding dong relenas dead
trowa: ..... ...... .... *cries*
duo: what?
quatre: he said that miss relena was a good person
trowa: *nods*
wufei: HONESTLY dont you know how to speak?
trowa: *scribbles on white board* no
wufei: *facefalls, anime style*
zechs: wheres relena?
heero: i killt her.
zechs: WHAT THE HELL?!
heero: i killed her. you heard me.
zechs: NOOOOOO! SISTER!!*bends over to hold the lifeless relena's hand* just when i knew you sister......you had to leave me *cry cry mushy moment, then turns to Heero* NOW I WILL KILL YOU YUY!
heero: ooh im so scared
duo: nuh uh hee-chan you aint afraid of nuthing
wufei: duo had too much to drink
duo: ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR! *falls asleep* zzzz...aum...hilde....aum....stop...stop....aum youre so good....
everyone: o.O;;
duo: *wakes up* huh what?
heero: now we know what goes on in the mind of fDuo Maxwell
quatre: *girly giggle* haha duo, how many of those "carmen electra porn movies" did you rent?
duo: uhh...lemme check, twenty, why?
everyone: *facefalls* ACK, TWENTY?
duo: yeup
shiro: HILOOOOO FRIENDS
everyone: AAAAH ITS HER!
crystal: im here too
heero: crystal!!!!~
duo: shes mine bitch
heero: you got hilde
hilde: yeah, are you cheating on me?
duo: h-h-HILDE-CHAN
hilde: hey babe
trowa: *scribbles on white board* shiro!~
shiro: TROWA!~~~
*huggy squeezy mushy moment*
heero: uh shiro, crystal, watch out for relena
crystal: what happened to her?
heero: i killed her
munchkins: ding dong relenas dead!
jasmine: HEE-ROOOOO you forgot to do your damn laundry. im telling mom!
heero:* hides behind crystal* eep
jasmine: *jasmine yuy glare o deaeth* GET OVER HERE LITTLE BROTHER!!ORELS ILL SMACK YOUR DAMN ASS
crystal: little brother?
jasmine: yah duh, heeros my little brother
keiki: what the hell?
crystal: keiki-san!
keiki: CRYZZLES
crystal: o.O;; cryzzles?
keiki: suger rush
heero: yeah yeah
dorothy: MR. WINNER!
quatre: HELLO FORKY EYEBROWS WOMAN
trowa: *scribbles on whiteboard* tee hee
wufei: *snatches away white board and splits it in half* TALK
trowa: fine fine
everyone: *open mout insert popsicle*
trowa: what?
shiro: YOU TALKED TROWA!~
trowa: so?
shiro: i love you
trowa: i love you too
catherine: OH NO YOU DONT
trowa: huh?
catherine: it took me days, weeks, months, YEARS to get him attached to circus life and now youre gonna take him away
shiro: im too young to live on my own, he's staying with you for a long time
catherine: oh.....sorry i had the outburst....im so worried about you trowa!
*another teary moment*
trowa: its ok katherine
catherine: its catherine with a c
trowa:thats what i said
catherine: no YOU said KATHERINE with a K not CATHERINE with a C.....
shiro: who cares?
quatre: yeah who cares?
catherine: I CARE YOU NINCOMPOOPS
duo: *falls back asleep* aum aum, stupid vibrator...aum aum.....
everyone: O.O;;; EH?!
duo: aum aum thats right baby....thats right.....work it, workit, OOOH
heero: *looks at crystal*
crystal: IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS
pi-chan: hey-yah
crystal: go home musie, go home.
pi-chan: why not
crystal: fourteen years old, NC-17 fic, NO WAY JOSE, GET OUT
pi-chan fine.
heero: ooh cryyystallll
crystal: GET AWAY
heero: crystalllll
crystal: *sticks jasmine out infront of heero*
heero:AIEEEEEEE
crystal: hehe hee-chan you scream like a girl
heero: not again!~
keiki: wufflesssss
wufei: what onna?
keiki: wuuuffflllleeessss
wufei: WHAT ONNA?
keiki: WUFFFLEZZZZ
wufei: WHAT KEIKI?
keiki: whats up?
wufei: *face falls* ack
heero: wanna go upstairs?
crystal: no
heero: come on
ghost of relena: heeee-eeroooo
heero: re-re-relena
ghost of relena: i thought i was the only one for you dumbshit
heero: well you arent so ptttbbbbb!
ghost of relena: then ill haunt you until you say i am
crystal: you go girl!
ghost of relena: thanks
*the ghost of relena proceeds to beat the shit out of heero*
wufei: HEERO YUY HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF PRIDE? you let an ONNA beat you up, a dead onna for that matter.
heero: i have...i have....*sniffle* i have failed. I am sorry
*points gun to this head*
crystal: NOOOO HEERO
heero: i have nothing to live for. im still a virgin, ive got no girl friend and now i have a ghost stalking me
crystal: what would make you feel better?
heero: if youd hop in bed with me
crystal: would it make you not suicide?
heero: yes
crystal: fine fine
heero: yay
crystal: yay?!
heero: the gun thing was a bluff, IMA NOT BE A VIRGIN, IMA NOT BE A VIRGIN
crystal: oops...IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS
*heero drags crystal upstairs*
duo: HIIIILLLDDDEEEE
hilde: no
shiro: 'cmon trowa!
trowa: kaay
wufei: finally, i can rest
keiki: OOH NO YOU DONT
*keiki drags up wuffles*
author: therefore i can say that trowa and shiro had fun, where as heero and crystal had a blast doing whatever they did up there in which this is already NC-17, i dont want to raise it up to NC-20.
END
wufei: thats it?
author: classical writers block
dorothy: well, whyd quatre call me forky eyebrows woman? i dont see anyone making fun of Treize's eyebrows
author: thats cus treize is a guy and his arent as huge as urs
dorothy: and whats that supposed to mean?
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r/r tell me what u think
by -shinigami no baka-
disclaimer: i dont own gundam wing. i dont own s hiro, keiki, or jasmine, cus theyre real people.
warnings: slight swearing, violence and the death of relena. im not exactly anti relena but shes not one of my favorites.....^__^relena worshippers beware
_~*~_
duo: LETS GO TO THE MALL
quatre: since when do you like going to the mall?
duo:since now.
trowa:....!....!......!!!~
heero: eh?
wufei: SPEAK IDIOT, SPEAK *shakes trowa*
trowa: !!!!!!!!......!!!!!!!!
wufei: gaaah
duo: lets go to the damn MALL MALL MALL MALL
heero: shut up bakayaro
duo: make me hee-chan
heero: OK THATS IT
relena: no heero! dont kill duo, you promised i'd be your last victim!
heero: point there
BOOM
munchkins: ding dong relenas dead
trowa: ..... ...... .... *cries*
duo: what?
quatre: he said that miss relena was a good person
trowa: *nods*
wufei: HONESTLY dont you know how to speak?
trowa: *scribbles on white board* no
wufei: *facefalls, anime style*
zechs: wheres relena?
heero: i killt her.
zechs: WHAT THE HELL?!
heero: i killed her. you heard me.
zechs: NOOOOOO! SISTER!!*bends over to hold the lifeless relena's hand* just when i knew you sister......you had to leave me *cry cry mushy moment, then turns to Heero* NOW I WILL KILL YOU YUY!
heero: ooh im so scared
duo: nuh uh hee-chan you aint afraid of nuthing
wufei: duo had too much to drink
duo: ONE TEQUILA TWO TEQUILA THREE TEQUILA FLOOR! *falls asleep* zzzz...aum...hilde....aum....stop...stop....aum youre so good....
everyone: o.O;;
duo: *wakes up* huh what?
heero: now we know what goes on in the mind of fDuo Maxwell
quatre: *girly giggle* haha duo, how many of those "carmen electra porn movies" did you rent?
duo: uhh...lemme check, twenty, why?
everyone: *facefalls* ACK, TWENTY?
duo: yeup
shiro: HILOOOOO FRIENDS
everyone: AAAAH ITS HER!
crystal: im here too
heero: crystal!!!!~
duo: shes mine bitch
heero: you got hilde
hilde: yeah, are you cheating on me?
duo: h-h-HILDE-CHAN
hilde: hey babe
trowa: *scribbles on white board* shiro!~
shiro: TROWA!~~~
*huggy squeezy mushy moment*
heero: uh shiro, crystal, watch out for relena
crystal: what happened to her?
heero: i killed her
munchkins: ding dong relenas dead!
jasmine: HEE-ROOOOO you forgot to do your damn laundry. im telling mom!
heero:* hides behind crystal* eep
jasmine: *jasmine yuy glare o deaeth* GET OVER HERE LITTLE BROTHER!!ORELS ILL SMACK YOUR DAMN ASS
crystal: little brother?
jasmine: yah duh, heeros my little brother
keiki: what the hell?
crystal: keiki-san!
keiki: CRYZZLES
crystal: o.O;; cryzzles?
keiki: suger rush
heero: yeah yeah
dorothy: MR. WINNER!
quatre: HELLO FORKY EYEBROWS WOMAN
trowa: *scribbles on whiteboard* tee hee
wufei: *snatches away white board and splits it in half* TALK
trowa: fine fine
everyone: *open mout insert popsicle*
trowa: what?
shiro: YOU TALKED TROWA!~
trowa: so?
shiro: i love you
trowa: i love you too
catherine: OH NO YOU DONT
trowa: huh?
catherine: it took me days, weeks, months, YEARS to get him attached to circus life and now youre gonna take him away
shiro: im too young to live on my own, he's staying with you for a long time
catherine: oh.....sorry i had the outburst....im so worried about you trowa!
*another teary moment*
trowa: its ok katherine
catherine: its catherine with a c
trowa:thats what i said
catherine: no YOU said KATHERINE with a K not CATHERINE with a C.....
shiro: who cares?
quatre: yeah who cares?
catherine: I CARE YOU NINCOMPOOPS
duo: *falls back asleep* aum aum, stupid vibrator...aum aum.....
everyone: O.O;;; EH?!
duo: aum aum thats right baby....thats right.....work it, workit, OOOH
heero: *looks at crystal*
crystal: IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS
pi-chan: hey-yah
crystal: go home musie, go home.
pi-chan: why not
crystal: fourteen years old, NC-17 fic, NO WAY JOSE, GET OUT
pi-chan fine.
heero: ooh cryyystallll
crystal: GET AWAY
heero: crystalllll
crystal: *sticks jasmine out infront of heero*
heero:AIEEEEEEE
crystal: hehe hee-chan you scream like a girl
heero: not again!~
keiki: wufflesssss
wufei: what onna?
keiki: wuuuffflllleeessss
wufei: WHAT ONNA?
keiki: WUFFFLEZZZZ
wufei: WHAT KEIKI?
keiki: whats up?
wufei: *face falls* ack
heero: wanna go upstairs?
crystal: no
heero: come on
ghost of relena: heeee-eeroooo
heero: re-re-relena
ghost of relena: i thought i was the only one for you dumbshit
heero: well you arent so ptttbbbbb!
ghost of relena: then ill haunt you until you say i am
crystal: you go girl!
ghost of relena: thanks
*the ghost of relena proceeds to beat the shit out of heero*
wufei: HEERO YUY HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF PRIDE? you let an ONNA beat you up, a dead onna for that matter.
heero: i have...i have....*sniffle* i have failed. I am sorry
*points gun to this head*
crystal: NOOOO HEERO
heero: i have nothing to live for. im still a virgin, ive got no girl friend and now i have a ghost stalking me
crystal: what would make you feel better?
heero: if youd hop in bed with me
crystal: would it make you not suicide?
heero: yes
crystal: fine fine
heero: yay
crystal: yay?!
heero: the gun thing was a bluff, IMA NOT BE A VIRGIN, IMA NOT BE A VIRGIN
crystal: oops...IM TOO YOUNG FOR THIS
*heero drags crystal upstairs*
duo: HIIIILLLDDDEEEE
hilde: no
shiro: 'cmon trowa!
trowa: kaay
wufei: finally, i can rest
keiki: OOH NO YOU DONT
*keiki drags up wuffles*
author: therefore i can say that trowa and shiro had fun, where as heero and crystal had a blast doing whatever they did up there in which this is already NC-17, i dont want to raise it up to NC-20.
END
wufei: thats it?
author: classical writers block
dorothy: well, whyd quatre call me forky eyebrows woman? i dont see anyone making fun of Treize's eyebrows
author: thats cus treize is a guy and his arent as huge as urs
dorothy: and whats that supposed to mean?
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r/r tell me what u think