A/N: Just some quick rambling before I begin the story. Firstly I do not own Homestuck nor any of the characters. They all belong to their respective owners which we all know the ultimate "Huss". And this is my First part of my story... "CORRECTION" stories, and yeah the story shall be continued! Let's all hop on our seahorses and ride the motherfucking rainbow! LoooL

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Pull out your popcorn, sit back and enjoy...

Your sincerely Sully T.H

"Wow! Look at those motherfucking stars!"

"This is a motherfucking miracle!"

Gamzee was all alone on the balcony of his house where he was stargazing. An empty bottle of faygo rolled to his side as he began to take a long sip from his bottle he held tightly in his palm. "Oh look there's a mother fucking unicorn on that motherfucking sky! Isn't motherfucking beautiful" He slurped the reaming of his drink before he realized that this was yet another bottle he had finished. "Aww man! That's motherfucking sad!" he tossed the empty bottle continued watching the sky.

Tonight it would be him, alone with the company of the darkness. To one this may be seen as a typical "star gazing" but it's a distortion of the truth of why he was really out here in the cold. You see, Gamzee spent he's days out here in the night sky to sort out his thoughts, emotions and feeling. Only then will he be able to be the Gamzee the other trolls knew, the happy go lucky, swearing motherfucking Gamzee.

"And they all lived happily motherfuckingly ever after. The motherfucking end" He murmured under his breath. He whipped out another bottle and began to drink out of it silently. Today wasn't a "smooth day" for him; in fact it was one of his worst days ever. The thought of it made his skin shiver, he's eyes sunk deeper as he crushed the bottle; realising that motherfucking cracking noise before letting the crunched bottle roll away for his dear life.

Gamzee stood up and toddled towards his beloved bed where he threw himself at it. The more he thought about it the more his blood boiled. He couldn't stand the idea of having He's dear Tavros in the hands of another. He grabbed the nearest phone and decided to make a phone call.

Ring ring

"Helloww! Howw Can I help?" a familiar voice was heard from the other line.

"Eiradin! Get your motherfucking ass over here! I'd like to take up the motherfucking offer!"

"Oh Gam! I kneww you could not resist such beautiful temptation! I'll be there in seconds."

The phone line ended and Gamzee laid on his back.

12hrs ago...

"How's my motherfucking favourite troll!" Gamzee sang swinging his arms around Tavros. Tavros faces flushed, "emm I'm good Gam..." Gamzee smiled, he loved this dude like a motherfucker loves his double rainbows. Gamzee continuously poked Tavros's cheek, "So what's the problem dude!"

Tavros blushed. "Em... " He pulled Gamzee's hand away and turned to face him. Tavros had this adorable look when he needed something, Gamzee thought. The way his cheeks light up and his eyes twitched into an arch shape, his pupil became bigger and a shade of light twinkled and sparked. Darrrrnnnnn! I wanna fucking rape this guy but he concealed his excitement. "Yes tav"

Tavros searched from eye to eye before he spoke, "I need your help about a girl problem"

Gamzee's heart sank.

A/N: And I shall end the first part here.

MUHAHAHAHAHHA I feel soo evil! We'll f33l fr33 to comm3nt or wh4t3v3r y0u w4nt

/works on the next part of the story/