Pegleg really didn't knwo what she was doing. Which was pretty darn stupid. Some characters just...shouldn't get together, because things implode when they get together. Just...too much youth at once...can make bad things happen. VERY BAD THINGS. But she was bored, she had a computer, along with piles of work which she was too fearful to face, adn so thus came this most interesting story...all by improv...(so if its stupid, well too bad).

once upon a time, as every story begins, there was a little girl. Ok, well she wasn't that little. She was--oh yea high and yea big, which really isn't descriptive, but I thought it sounded funny . Anyways, the reason that she was yea big was because she was an Akimichi, which meant that she was fated to be (more or less) plump. Not fat, since that's not politically correct; just...plump. But it wasn't a bad plump. It was a youthful happy jolly HOHOHO plump that said "HEY IM NOT BULEMIC!" And who, may you ask was this non-bulemic, jolly HOHOHO "just plump" girl? Why, it was none other than the "Demon Cook", Akimichi Chouko.

Anyways, on to what the protagonist was doing, aye! And by the way, I'm CANADIAN, yosh! O.o

Tien (my new Viet character that I thought of for Once in teh Moonlight): NO MORE ADD MOMENTS! WHACK!

Pegleg: G...Gomen...

Chouko was out to the store to buy some youthful ingredients! Well, this was how it happened...

Chouji woke up to the smell of things burning. "...CHOUKO..." he said trhough gritted teeth as he threw off the sheet. And indeed, his nose did not deceive him; his nee chan was burnign things. In fact, there was a giant rising flame to prove it.

"CHOUKO WHAT THE FREAKIN HECK ARE YOU DOING??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" CHouji belted out, almost expanding to ten times his size.

"Oh..." Chouko said innocently, hiding the flames with her pastel yellow top. "Nothing!"

"I smell defiled food!" since in Chouji's mind, any food burned or not cooked to its full potential was "defiled". That's why he called his nee chan the "Demon Cook".

"DO NOT! YOUR NOSE LIES!!!" Chouko cried out.

Being too lazy to fight, Chouji decided to use his "SNEAKY SNEAKY SHIKAMARU INSPIRED PLANS". ... "Chouko, don't you wanna go to the store and get more food?"

"HAI!" And with that, Chouji's "SNEAKY SNEAKY SHIKAMARU INSPIRED PLANS" worked, adn Chouko was gone.

"Good riddance," he uttered as he went back to sleep.

As Chouko chan was walkng, she ran into her supah supah role model, Ino chan! Figuratively run in, that is, not literally. Otherwise, Ino would have a giant icecream stain (since she was carrying icecream! YOSH!) on her new Ambercrombie and Fitch top, which would not be good indeed.

"Hey, Chouko nee chan!" Ino grinned.

"INO SAN!" Chouko said with utter admiration twinkling in her more or less squinted eyes.

"Whacha doin here?" Ino asked.

"Oh---Chouji wanted me to get more food. Again. Well, actually, it was just a "SNEAKY SNEAKY SHIKAMARU INSPIRED PLAN" to get me out of the house, which I fell for," she pouted slightly, wonderin gwhy her brother hated her. It made her feel unloved.

"Chouji no baka," Ino scowled out into the background of Konoha. Wihch Nani, who was buying some YOUTHFUL FRUIT happened to notice, and think was directed to her, so she began to think unyouthful thoughts about Ino back. "How can he be such a jerk but have you as a sister?" she grinned. "Don't listen to your brother. You're great. You're cooking-well-ano-" she began to think. "Just could use--a little improvement!" she grinned awkwardly. "BUt hey, everyone needs improvement!"

"Oh, not you, Ino san!" Chouko smiled. "Your Mind transfer jutsu's amazing! I wish I ahd a cool jutsu like that!" Chouko saddened for a moment. "I wish I had any jutsu, really. All I can do is the stupid Kekki genkai to get big." she pouted. "But what kind of girl wants to get huge?" she poked her stomach fat. "I'm already fat..." she sighed.

Well, Ino, being totally anorexically thin, had no idea how to help. "It's ...ok," she tried to console. "You're an Akimichi..." she covered her mouth, thinking that to be exactly what she SHOULDNT have said. "I MEAN-Its' just-puberty!" which was even more awkward. But hey; chouko chan was what...11? so, it was the time of self doubt.

Chouko, being horribly naive, was confused. "What-do you mean, Ino san?"

"I mean-" she thought quickly, thinking of her old bestest bestest frined Sakura. "Its a time where you doubt yourself. But You'll blossom, don't worry! Its a girl thing," she winked. "Chouji wouldn't understand." There. The blossomign lecture. 'Works everytime..." ino grinned to herself.

Chouko smiled weakly. "Thanks, Ino san. I feel-a bit better now."

And so the hallmark moment ended. But that really doesnt matter, because now is where the story is actually going to get good!

Tien pulls out iPod earbuds: HOw do you know that? This is improv, remember?

Pegleg: SHHHH!

Because this is when Chouko collided with the utter Youth of Konoha. IN a grochery store. Yes, a groshers. Yes, and Pegleg's spellign sucks. And she's too lazy to use spell check. But no matter. ... HEY, ZANE!

Zane DJ MAN: Un?

Pegleg: That's when the Dramatic Naruto theme was supposed to come in and subtly close the episode!

Zane: Oh...gomen.

plays track

Peglge: NOT NOW, BAKA! (can't believe she just calld her hot dj a baka) ITS RUINED! Now I have to start all over!

Because this is when Chouko collided with the utter Youth of Konoha. IN a grochery store. How little did she realize how her life was not yet even close to chaotic...but that would soon change...

music plays

Zane: That ending sucked.

Pegleg: TOO BAD! out