Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Ramen

Summary: Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura get sent to the Wizarding World to protect Harry Potter during his 4th year. Please R&R. Flames welcome. My fist fanfic! HEEELP!

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Chapter 1 Happy Birthday!

Sakura walked toward Team 7's meeting place. She walked slowly. It was a year after Sakura had told Sasuke that she liked him, and now they were friends… well, okay, they were…acquaintances. She reached the bridge. "Sakura-chan!" an overactive-extremely-hyper blond yelled. Sakura smiled. "Hi Naruto. Enjoying your ramen?" "MMMMMHHMMMMMM!" Naruto… well, I guess he said it… as he slurped up a noodle. When he swallowed, he picked up a bag, handed it to Sakura and said, "Happy birthday, Saki!" Sakura didn't know what to say. Today was her birthday? Naruto's face fell. "You forgot your own birthday, Saki?" "W-well, things have been hard at home lately." Naruto nodded an understanding nod. Sakura's father had just been killed. They couldn't tell how, and Sakura's explanations were simply illogical, so no one believed her. Her Mother was dead, so she was left in Kakashi's care. Then, Sasuke did something COMPLETLEY UNEXPECTED!!!! He walked over to Sakura, handed her a big bag, (so big it made Naruto's bag look microscopic) and whispered into Sakura's ear, "Happy Birthday Sakura." Then he walked back to his spot against the rail of the bridge. Sakura stood there. She just…. Stood there. She was shocked. Bamboozled. Dumbfounded. Rammelheimed. (A/N: lol! I love that word! I made it up! Yay me!) Naruto was so surprised he dropped his ramen in the river. When he finally realized, he started crying anime tears. "NOO! MY RAMEN!" "Shut up dobe." "DON'T CALL ME THAT TEME!" Sakura smiled.
-Sakura's P.O.V.-

'Good old Naruto.'

'Sasuke gave us a present! WOHHOOOO!!!!'

'So? We're just friends now'

'What?! Noo! This is our chance! We still love sasuke! Cries anime tears

'nooooooo, you still love him. We're just friends'

'Hmphh. Fine'

I smiled. "Thanks you guys. Really. I'll open these when I get the chance." Naruto at me and smiled. "Sure thing Saki!" Sasuke, being Sasuke, just nodded. And with that, Kakashi showed up with his signature POOF!

-End P.O.V.-

"Hello kids." "TEAM!" the three yelled. "Hmm… whatever. Oh yeah! Happy Birthday Sakura!" Sakura sweatdropped. She STILL couldn't believe she'd forgotten her own birthday. Kakashi pulled out a leaf village headband. It turned blue. "Quick grab the headband!" Kakashi yelled. So they did. Suddenly, they felt a jerk behind their navel. And they were flying through time and space. Sakura started to loose her grip. She completely lost her grip. "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" she screamed. "SAKURA!" Sasuke yelled, and caught her hand just in time. (A/n WOOHOO! GO SASU-CHAN!)

They soon saw distant ground. "Let go!" Kakashi yelled. They did. (Well, not Sakura of course) Sasuke pulled Sakura toward him and held her close. (Awwwwwww!) When they reached ground, Sakura pulled away. "Thank you, sasuke." She said, still holding the bags, staring at the ground. She jumped into a tree and pulled out her I-pod and turned on My Chemical Romance: Teenagers, and sang along.

They're gonna clean up your looks With all the lies in the books to make a citizen out of –AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! DUDE-SENSEI! DON'T DO THAT!" She turned off her I-pod, panting wildly and put it in one of the bags. Kakashi chuckled. "Dude-sensei," he said chuckling. "I'll never get tired of that one. Anyway, I came up to brief you on the mission. Orochimaru and a man named Voldemort are after Harry Potter. It's an A-ranked mission- " "VOLDEMORT! CHA! SHANNARO! I'LL KICK HIS SLITHERY ASS!" Suddenly, Sakura felt a sharp pain in her forehead. She fell out of the tree… she was on the top branch. Sasuke saw her fall. He ran and caught her. She was crying and had her hand over her forehead. It surprisingly fit… anyway! "Sakura, are you alright?" Sasuke whispered. (yeesh! He whispers a lot!) Sakura nodded, starting to blush, realizing that Sasuke was holding her close… bridal style. "He knelt down and laid her on the grass. (They were in a meadow) "I think your lying. KAKASHI! GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!" Kakashi didn't need to be told twice. He madeSakura move her hand. There was a lightening shaped scar. (Corny, I know! This is my 1st fanfic! Gimme a break!) "Sakura. Tell me again what happened to your father." "A man named V-Voldemort k-killed him. I… I remember a flash of green light, and my father was dead on the floor. Then Voldemort c-came f-for m-me. He tried the same thing on me, b-but it didn't w-work. I g-got this scar instead." 'God! I sound like Hinata!'
"Do you remember what Voldemort said?" "I Dunno. It sounded like 'I wanna a tamata.' Or…'Hakuna matata…' " Avada Kedarva. " Kakashi said. Sakura nodded. "all right. Sakaura," Kakashi handed Sakura a package. "Put these on." Sakura went behind a clump of bushes and trees. Whhen she came out, she yelled "Shadow clone jutsu!" and a Sakura double appeared. Sakura, (and her double) was wearing a pair of skinny jeans, and a pink V-neck top that said: I Majored In Vacation. Sakura ave herself a once over. "I look good!" she said. Sasuke and Naruto had already changed. The 4 looked at the top of the hill to their left. "oh, Skura, here." Kakashi ttied a necklace around Sakura's neck. "this was ur mother's I put a translation jutsu on it. We're going to England." Sakura nodded, and noticed Naruto & Sasuke had necklaces with little rings on them. The rings had Sasuke & Naruto's names' on them. A boot at the top of the hill glowed blue. 9 people crowded around it. The 4 ran and grabbed the boot just in time. "Let go!" A red-headed man yelled. They did. A red headed boy landed on top of Sakura. He stood up and dusted himself off. "I'm sooo sorry… Sakura?"

"Oh, that's okay… Ron?!"

TBC…

So Whaddya think? Like I said, flames welcome!

-bex