OK so i rote this last nite. my hawt internet boyfriend GOTHBOYJTHM91091029 edited it 4 me. its really really god i think. so plz enjoy. R&R!
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Link frowned He didn't have anything too do. SO he went to Zeldas crib.
ON the way there he smiled a beautiful brown smile with some yellow thrown in for KAWAII fans. He had some worm guts in his teeth and some Oreos lodged in his rectum, but hey, Zelda wasn't shaving her armpits for Link, so link would eat NASTY SHT for her!
He was going to nock on the door, BUT what if the king answered? So he went round back and threw rocks at her window!
AUTHOR: HEHEHHE!
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: I FORGOT TO DRINK MY RITALIN:D
Ok so Zelda opened the window just as link was throwing a rock. It hit her hard in the head. She bleeded all over and fell of her window. She got nocked out.
HEH HEH HEH! link thouight. What a good chance to have but sexx0rz!
BOING BOING BOING
OK then she woked up. link wuz gone. and poop was smeared all over her but.
NOOO WHIED I DRINK THAT PREPRARTION AY CCH?1/ she thought.
After Link took a bath to get the poo poo of his body he went over to MALONs ranch.
AUTHOR: OMIGOD I THINK MY PARENTS R COMING TYME TO HIDE THE GAY PR()N!
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: I LIT MY WANG ON FIRE:D
THEN the AUTHOR AHD A CONVO W/ HER MOM.
MOM: OMG WTF R U WRITING NINE YR OLD DOTTER!
AUTHOR: NOTHING MOAM!
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: I FOOEKD UR MOM:D
MOM: OMFG CREEPY MUSE Y DIDNT U CALL ME?
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: SORRY I USE MY LUCK TO GET THE FCK HEHE:D
MOM: OKAY LAWL. BUT WHAT THE HECK R J()() RITING DOTTER? SMUT! OMGFj! R U JUST WRITING THIS CUS U CANT GET LAID!
AUTHOR: MIOOOOOOMOM!MO!MO!M
DAD: HEY HONY I GOTZ MY VIAGRA!
MOM: OOC GIGGLE!
okay than they were gone. SO then he went to malon ranch. FINALLY;
"HI MALON!" HE SAID. "WHAT UP BIIIIIIITCH!" MALON REPLIED. "HEY SLUT LETS FOOK FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER." "WAYT!" MALON WHINED "ISN"T THAT OUT OF CHARECTER!" "OH WHO GIVES A BEEP!1" LINK SAID WITH DEBOUCHARY. WTH DOES THAT MEAN.
AUTHOR: HEHE THEY R GONNA SCROO!
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: I THINK THE CONDOMS R STILL STUCK UP UR MOMS BUT:D
"OK LETS SCROO!" MALON CREMED (CREMED HEHEHEHEHEH - AUTHOR!) (UR MOMS GOOD IN BED:D - AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE).
THEN HE RIPED OFF HER CLOSE AND THEY WOOPYD ON TOP OF THE BARN.
THEN ON THE GROUND.
IN THE KITCHEN.
IN THE SINK (ITS NOT MILK!)
IN THE DUMPSTER
IN THE WOODCHIPPER
IN THE HORSE
I MEAN UH IN DA MOUTH
HEHE YEAH
THATS WHAT I MENT
Then Zelda come (HEHEHEHEH - AUTHOR) (YER MOMS LOOSE AS A GOOSE:D - AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE) along and said "BIIIITCH WUT!" AND MALONS ALL "NIGGA PLEASE!" EVEN THO SHES WHITE AS A KITE. THEN ZELDAS ALL "FUCK NO AYOU AINT!" THEN THE AUTHORS ALL "OMGOMGOMGOMG I LEFT AN UNCENSORED BAD WURD IN THERE BUT IM TOO LAAZY TO EDIT!" THEN THEY RAPPED. I MEAN RAPED. WAIT NVM I MENT RAPPED.
Zelda: Yo yo ho i got a radio link is hung like a tongue peace out of my snout.
Malon: hehehe i gotta go pee in zeldas mouth nothing rhymes with mouth
Zelda: I WIN BITCH!
Malon: FUSDIOFJSFLKJDFLSDJFL:KFJDKLJKXCJCK NO U DONT:
Than MALON KILLED ZELDA!
Zelda: ZOOMG!
ZELDA BLEEDED ALL OVER AND SHE DIED.
THE END
AUTHOR: THATS MY BEST WORK YET!
AUTHOR'S CREEPY MUSE: I GOTTA BONER:D