Disclaimer: Would I be writing a fic about it if I owned? No. but one can always dream, right?

"That was an awesome fight! 009 was like 'Hee-yaw!' and the guy was like 'Watcha!' and when 004 blew up that tank it was like BOOOOOOOOOOM! And when…"

"Stop it, 002! I hate fighting! I wish we didn't have to!" 003 dissolved into tears (as usual, the wimp). 009 comforted her, while 002 continued on with his frenzied war rambles in the background. 004 started to yell at him, 005 tried to calm them all down, 006 and 007 retired to the kitchen, and Doctor Gilmore and 008 went off to who-knows-where.

Enough! Something is coming this way… I can feel it! 001's flew his basket high above everyone's head, concentrating hard.

"what…what is it?" 003 sniffled.

I'm not sure, but it appears to be a man…riding on a flying donkey? the infant replied.

"A cyborg!" 002 said, racing out to meet the newcomer.

Once every one had reached the edge of the island overlooking the ocean, the old man suddenly popped into view.

"You! It was you guys! When you blew that island up, you killed my pet bunny! Now Akbakfu-shu shall kill you!" the old man yelled. Then he began to chant. "Azbfac tu ka stum lee…"

"Who do you think you are, ya bloody loony! 007 yelled back indignantly.

The old man was finishing his chant. "…shum-ta shum-ta toda los decan!" once he was done, a bright light began spread out from his hands toward the stunned 'borgs. When it reached them, the cyborg team was thrown backward on their asses. Just before 004 blacked out, he thought he heard the old man mutter: "Damn it, that wasn't the curse I wanted! I wanted them dead, not in each other's…"

004 woke up a little later to a pair of hands shaking him.

"003! 003! Wake up, 003!" 009's voice was right in his ear, bringing him back to his senses with an unpleasant thump.

"009, I think you need your eyes checked. I am not 003. I am 004." He grumbled, opening his eyes. But it wasn't 009 who was straddling him; it was 007. with a yell, 004 threw 007 off of him. Then he started to yell at 007. "…and quit acting like 009! " he finished.

"…Acting? I'm not acting… I am 009…"

"No, you aren't. Look!" 004 held up his petite hand with bright pink nails and a perfect manicure to show 007 his reflection in the laser knife. Then he noticed his delicate hands and:

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGHH!"

"I'm… I'm a… I'm in that French thing's BODY! " The unfortunate 004 yelled in pure terror.

"Ex-cuse me! I'll have you know that it takes a girl a long time to get a body as beautiful as mine. Do you have any idea at all how much…" As 003 continued to lecture a nearby rock (in 004's body, of course), the other 00's and Doctor Gilmore grouped together to attempt to make a plan on how to get their own bodies back.

"well Doctor, what do you think happened?" 009 asked the graying old man.

A-HEM! came his voice… from 001's body.

Well, what do you think? i think it was good, but, then again, i wrote it, so... anyway, i should have a complete list next chapter on who switched with who, so that it dosent get too confusing, but for this chapter 004, 003, 007, 009, 001, and Gilmore were the only sure switches.Thanks for reading, next Chapter should be up soon.