The Accident

Pairings: UlquiorraxOrihime, ByakuyaxHisana, IchigoxRukia, KisukexYoruichi, ToshiroxRangiku

A/N: I do not own Bleach or any of its affiliates. It is owned by Tite Kubo.

"Where are we going Kurosaki-kun?," Orihime asked.

"You'll see," replied Ichigo.

"I just wish that you would tell us already Ichigo," said Rukia in a very depressed voice.

"Well it wouldn't be much of a surprise if I told you guys now would it?," he replied.

"It doesn't matter to me where we go, as long as you're there with me, Orihime," Ulquiorra added.

"Aww, that's so cute. Ichigo, why can't you be cute like that?," Rukia asked him.

"Because for the first couple of months that we knew each other you palmed me in the face, just to get my soul out of my body," he told her.

"You know that I had to do that you retard," she exclaimed.

"It still doesn't change the fact that it hurt like hell," he replied.

Meanwhile in another vehicle, Kisuke was driving while Byakuya and Hisana were in the backseat making out.

"Could you guys stop that for just five minutes PLEASE?," asked Yoruichi, who was sitting in the passenger seat.

"I mean Hisana has only been alive for one week, and you guys can't take your hands off of one another." she added.

Taking a quick break to come up for air, Byakuya replied, "What would you do if Kisuke had just come back from the dead after such a long time?"

"Do you really want me to answer that?," Yoruichi smirked.

"Exactly," Byakuya said with a triumphant look on his face.

"But still do you guys think that you could not be so graphic with all of your tongue lapping?," Toshiro asked them.

"Aww, but I think its cute," said Rangiku.

"In fact, I think that we should do it," she added.

"Um, how about not. We'll just wait until we get to the hotel room. I mean we do get a room to ourselves after all."

-Back in Ichigo's Car-

"So when are we going to get there Kurosaki-kun?," Orihime asked.

"Stop asking so many questions Inoue, or I wont give you your other surprise," Ichigo told her.

"What on earth are you talking about Ichigo?," Rukia questioned.

"Don't you remember. Back when those two got married last month, I told Ulquiorra that if they didn't go with us on this trip that they wouldn't get their present from

me," he told her.

"Oh, I remember now. But I just figured you were bullshitting them to get them to come with us," she said in a joking manner.

"Well I was at the time, but then a few weeks ago I got this great idea," he told her.

"So what is it then?," Rukia asked him in a seductive voice to try and get him to reveal the secret.

"Its-"

He started to say what it was, when all of a sudden there was a screeching noise coming from behind them. It was Kisuke's van. The idiot had turned a corner to

quickly, and cut off a guy who was trying to go straight, which caused the van to flip.

"OH MY GOD!," shouted Orihime.

"QUICK TURN AROUND," Rukia yelled.

Ichigo pulled into a parking lot and turned the car around. Just before he was able to make it back to Kisuke's van, it exploded.

A/N: Warning, it gets really perverted after this chapter. Don't worry though, it does get better after this chapter. And they get longer…lol