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Are You Having A Mid-Life Crisis, England
By waterrain
America cheerfully opened up England's door, he walked inside hearing the kind of music that made him blink his blue eyes, and wonder if he was in the right house.
"Hey, England. Are you in here?" America asked loudly and he heard a sudden loud sound along with noticing the heavy metal music was no longer playing.
"I'll be there in a minute, America." England replied calmly and he mentally groaned when the younger Nation just walked inside. After all it figures that the blue eyed Nation couldn't wait along with not listening to him.
"Wow, England. Are you having a mid-life crisis or something?" America asked curiously as he stared at England's tight leather pants, black combat boots, a studded black choker, and noticed that England's hair is neon green.
"America, You bastard. I'm not having a mid-life crisis." England replied angrily, his arms were crossed, and he wondered briefly why on earth America would think that he was going through a mid-life crisis.
"Your hair is neon green, England. So yeah you are totally going through a mid-life crisis. Plus you are wearing an outfit that is not like your normal outfits and stuff. Seriously, You are also wearing a studded black choker." America commented cheerfully and to be honest he secretly felt a bit worried for England, but it is not like he will ever inform the green eyed Nation of that fact.
'Bloody hell, I forgot what I was wearing. I was focused on getting rid of the music by kicking the speakers.' England thought to himself and he noticed that those blue eyes looked at him worriedly. 'I'll just lie to him and tell him that I'm going to a costume party.'
"I'm wearing this outfit for I'm going to a costume party. Ever heard of a costume party, America?" England asked smoothly and he noticed that America no longer looked worried.
"Heh that makes sense, England. That explains your outfit and stuff, but what about the music I heard playing." America commented to him and England had hoped that the younger Nation would forget, but luck was not on his side today.
"Um, Well. You see about that America." England started to say, but then America went on.
"What happened to your speakers? It looks like someone kick them in. Is your house haunted and that is why I heard heavy metal music?" America asked happily despite secretly feeling frightened at possibly being inside of a haunted house full of evil ghosts and he mentally shuddered.
England mentally smirked for he knew that the younger Nation is afraid of anything relating to horror and ghosts. America refuses to admit, but actions speak louder than words at times.
'One of the many reasons why America has so many guns and bullets happens to be because he wants to be prepared if Zombies ever tried to get him. He is silly.' England briefly thought and he looked at America.
"At the moment my house is rather haunted and I have to call in the exorcists to clear up the ghost population which have grown at a rapid pace." England said causally as he watched America's blue eyes getting wider and then added calmly. "They had taken to playing heavy rock music, but then became bored and broke the speakers."
America grabbed England's hand and dragged him out of the house.
"What the bloody hell are you doing?" England asked in an irritated voice
"I'm saving you since the ghosts will go after you next. England, You should call your older brother." America stated and his hand was now on England's elbow.
"Which one?" England asked dully and to be honest he has no plans of calling any of his brothers.
'They bloody hate me. At times send me curses and so on.' England mentally thought and he rolled his eyes. 'As if I would ever call my brothers to help.'
"Scotland since he is good at dealing with ghosts and haunted stuff." America managed to reply, England shook his head, and that was when the blue eyed Nation made a choice.
"I'm going to call him." America said suddenly and he pulled out his cell phone. "This is for your own good. Scotland is the best at dealing with ghosts."
"What?" England asked him and he tried to stop America from calling Scotland, but failed.
"Hey, Scotland. Yeah I'm doing okay. Well England's house is haunted. He said that the ghosts had taken to playing heavy rock music, but then became bored and broke the speakers. Oh and England is wearing an odd outfit. At first I thought that he was having a mid-life crisis or something, but it turns out he is going to go to a costume party." America said cheerfully and he didn't notice that England was groaning.
'Damnit all.' England briefly thought and he covered his eyes. 'Should not have lied about there being ghosts in my house.'
"Hey, England. Scotland says that you are lying to me about going to a costume party and about your house being haunted." America commented to the green eyed Nation.
"America, I simply must go now to the costume party. You can sort out my haunted house and so on. After all you are a hero." England said smoothly as he walked away and the younger Nation blinked in confusion.
"Hey, Scotland. It looks like England was not lying since he is leaving and says he is going to the costume party." America said happily and he blinked his eyes. "Oh and he left me with his haunted house….Do you think you can come here to help me with that issue and I'll buy you some alcohol. We can take care of England's ghosts and drink some alcohol. It will be really fun."
'Alright, Scotland will be coming over and I'm sure that England will be so happy to see him whenever he gets back from that costume party.' America mentally thought and he smiled brightly. 'I'm the best hero ever.'
Meanwhile at a bar England had a bad feeling, but shrugged it off and ordered several drinks.
"Honestly, I'm not having a mid-life crisis. America is simply ridiculous." England commented to himself and he rolled his eyes. "I doubt Scotland will come over after all he would not want to help me out in any possible way."
Of course the green eyed Nation forgot that America was the one asking Scotland and also the fact that Scotland would wish to make England upset.
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