Natsu and Happy's Website Scam

Hey everybody! My name is Srai and I'm a new member to this site. This is my FIRST story so it'd be awesome if you would review. Really, don't be lazy! (Oh, and I included Justin Bieber in here but I don't like him, ok? Sorry Bieber fans!) And thanks so much to my beta Roselynn!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Hiro Mashima does. The manga wouldn't do any good in my hands. Lol!

Chapter 1:

Natsu and Happy were heading home after a normal day at Fairy Tail. Nothing unusual really happened. Lucy had moped about her rent, Natsu picked a fight with Gajeel, Cana drank an enormous amount of booze (and probably was still drinking), and Juvia had once again (unsuccessfully) tried to make Gray fall in love with usually, the rosette would go home hyped and happy after a day like this, but today he was annoyed.

"You know, Happy, Elfman is getting more obnoxious! He interrupted my one-on-one with Gajeel to say: 'this is a man, that is a man.'" Natsu said with a mocking tone in his voice. He pointed out to the blue cat with a fiery explosion.

"Aye!" Happy said. "He told me that it's not manly for me to go around with no clothes. But I'm a cat. I don't really need clothes."

"Exactly!" Natsu exclaimed. "He interrupted my one-on-one brawl and by the time I made him leave, Mira was closing up. So I didn't get to finish the fight! Uggh!

The blue cat knew how important it was for Natsu to finish a one-on-one.

"I have to get revenge, Happy!" Natsu cracked his knuckles."Nobody interrupts my fights. Now how can I make him pay?" Both of them thought for a while until, finally, they got home. Then, a light bulb turned on in Happy's head.

"Hey Natsu, I have an idea. What if we make Elfman unmanly?" Happy asked. "Then he wouldn't interrupt you with his man stuff."

"That's a great idea, Happy! But how do we do it?

"I remember I saw a site where you can make your own site. And one site was about posting your thoughts on Fairy Tail. Maybe we can make our own site and post a comment about Elfman being unmanly. Then, we could post some fake advice on"real"manliness. The post can be under a name of a celebrity that Elfman likes, so he would definitely listen. It's genius!"

Natsu looked at Happy confused. "I'm not really following you."

Happy sighed. Natsu really was stupid. "Just choose a site name and leave the rest to me."

The next day, Natsu arrived at Fairytail with a fiery explosion of determination AND a laptop. He and Happy went straight over to the big, alabaster haired man and began to unfold Natsu's (which was reallyHappy's) plan.

"Hey Elfman…" Natsu began. "I saw this cool site that wrote stuff about Fairy Tail. And then, I saw a post about you from one of your favorite celebrities. What's his name….? Oh yeah! Justin Maneiber."

"Justin Maneiber! He's the most manliest singer ever! What did he say?" Elfman asked excitedly.

Natsu opened the site, which he named . Happy had questioned Natsu's creativity with the name, but Natsu was stupid after all.

"Here's the post. It says: 'Elfman isn't so manly at all anymore! He doesn't follow the latest trends! He should know that the new manly code is to wear pink, to read and write poetry, and to dance ballet. And Elfman should definitely know that the new manly is not to interrupt Natsu's brawls or to lecture people with what he thinks ismanly and what's not."

This post was actually written by Natsu as Justin Maneiber. It was only suppose to be about not interrupting Natsu's brawls, but Natsu thought that he might as well have some fun with it, just to mess with Elfman's head.

Elfman gasped and went straight away to get everything to follow the new manly (unmanly) trends. Natsu smiled viciously and immediately flame punched Gajeel to continue their one-on-one while Happy was at his side.

And indeed—the next day, Elfman came looking very unmanly much to everyone's shock. He wore pink, read poetry, and danced ballet. And shockingly, he didn't give anybody man lectures! But despite that, nobody said anything because it was better this way.

Little did anyoneknow, Natsu and Happy were exchanging giggles. They both thought, First post:successful