Title: Tender Lender

Summary: An in-winter-mood informant meets a not-so-in-festive-mood bodyguard. What could possibly go wrong?

Disclaimer: Durarara! belongs to Ryohgo Narita

Pairing: Shizaya (…more of a Izuo, actually.)

Warning: None

Dedicated to: ikebukurolove. Happy Birthday~~~

Tender Lender

Izaya hummed a happy tune to himself as he skipped down the snow-covered pavement.

The informant had just finished off another business deal in Ikebukuro and was on his way to Russian Sushi to get a serving of his favorite ootoro from said restaurant.

Of course, Izaya being Izaya, the raven deliberately took a longer route around Ikebukuo in hopes of 'spicing' his day up with a dash of blond.

And, as he expected, he found his 'spice' on the detour.

" Izaaaayaaa-kun-yooooo…!"

Izaya grinned widely as he turned towards the direction of the voice. " Shizuuuu-chan."

" Izaya… How many times have I told you to stay out of Ikebukuro?" Shizuo roared.

" I can't help it if my business is in Ikebukuro, Shizu-chan." Izaya replied merily.

" I. Don't. Care!" Shizuo glared.

" How mean, Shizuuuu-chan." Izaya pouted. " Demo ne, Shizu-chan. You really do love your brother a lot, don't you?"

" Huh?"

Izaya laughed and pointed to the bodyguard's outfit. " Have you even noticed the snow, protozoan? That flimsy bartender outfit isn't going to keep you warm, you know."

" Don't call it flimsy." Shizuo hissed.

" Right, right. Your brother gave it to you, after all." Izaya grinned. " Well, since I'm in such a good mood today…"

Izaya started towards Shizuo, his grin never leaving his face. Shizuo growled and tucked away his signature sunglasses.

Izaya sped up suddenly and dashed towards Shizuo. The blond brought up his arm and threw out a punch. Izaya smirked and used Shizuo's outstretched arm as a leverage to jump over the blond. Midway through said jump, Izaya unwrapped the long scarf around his own neck and swiftly wrapped it around Shizuo's open one.

Shizuo blinked as he spun around to face the information broker.

" Warm, isn't it?" Izaya laughed. " I'm in a nice mood today, so I'll lend it to you. But, I never give things out for free so…"

" Take it back. I don't want to give anything to you, flea." Shizuo hissed.

" Nuh-uh, Shi-zu-chan~" Izaya replied in a sing-song voice. " I don't retract offers~"

" Then what do you want?" Shizuo seethed.

" I'll take my reward now~" Izaya giggled.

The raven dashed forward again and this time, wrapped his arms around Shizuo's neck…

" Get off me, fle –hmmph!"

…and promptly kissed the blond.

Izaya smirked as he parted his lips and licked the other's lips. Shizuo gasped and Izaya took the chance, plunging his tongue into the blond's mouth. Izaya resisted the urge to giggle as he teased the still-shell shocked Shizuo, using his tongue to thoroughly explore the cavern.

And then, as quick as it began, Izaya pulled away and skipped off merrily.

" Never thought I'll say this, but thanks for the reward, Shi-zu-chaaaaaaaan~~~~" Izaya called behind him as he giggled.

Shizuo blinked once.

Then twice.

Then he brought up his hand to touch his lips, a faint blush spreading across his cheeks.

' Three… Two… One.'

" IZZZZZAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!"

' Until the next time, Shizu-chan~'

A/N: And there we have it. My first DRRR fanfic. Every time I type 'Ikebukuro', my mind was going 'ikebukurolove'. I had to constantly check if I mispelled it int the fic. Anyways, once again, happy birthday, ikebukurolove~

P.S.: Tell me if the rating needs to go up. Thanks~