"Blame Eisner"
A parody of "Blame Canada" from the South Park movie.
Disclaimer: All Disney characters are copyright Disney. The original song "Blame Canada" is copyright Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Rating: PG for minor language.
(Several Disney characters are gathered together. Darkwing Duck is standing behind a podium)
[Darkwing Duck
Times have changed.
The company's going downhill
They won't make quality movies
They just want to fatten the till!
[Minnie
Should we blame the economy?
[Daisy
Or blame society?
[Gummi Bears
Or should we blame the other trash on TV?
[Darkwing
No! Blame Eisner! Blame Eisner!
For his beady little eyes
Have packed kids' heads so full of lies
Blame Eisner! Blame Eisner!
We need to form a full assault!
[All
It's Eisner's fault!
[Fillmore
Don't blame me that my show's gone
I was replaced by that darn Jake Long!
[Cinderella
And people used to love to hear me sing
Now it's all cheap pop music, what a sad thing!
[Darkwing
Well?
[All
Blame Eisner! Blame Eisner!
[Darkwing
It seems that everything's gone wrong
Since Eisner came along
[All
Blame Eisner! Blame Eisner!
[Donald Duck
He's not even human anyway!
[Mickey Mouse
Our Creator was great, yes it's true
But we had to say 'adieu'
[Huey, Dewey, and Louie
Should we blame the cancer? Should we blame the fire?
[April, May, and June
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
[Darkwing
Heck no! Blame Eisner! Blame Eisner!
With all that pop star hullabaloo!
[Minnie
And that bitch named Raven too!
[All
Blame Eisner!
Shame on Eisner!
For the smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
The damage must all be undone
We must blame him and undo this curse
Before the situation gets any worse…