A/N: Yo. This was supposed to be a oneshot you see, but I got stuck right where this finishes. So I thought I would post it, see what reactions I get, and then hopefully I'll be able to finish it.

Warning: Yaoi(boyxboy). Don't like? Don't read. Also, as always, not beta-ed cause I'm awesome.

Disclaimer: Too tired to make a witty comment...I don't own Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto does.

Enjoy!

"Oi bastard! Wait for me!" Naruto yelled, panting from the exertion of sprinting after a specific raven haired man.

Huffing and puffing, Naruto put a hand on Sasuke's shoulder and yanked him around so they faced each other. It was Friday, they had both finished work early, and the hyperactive blond decided to drag his best friend shopping for a present for Sakura's upcoming birthday. A few shoppers glanced at them, wondering what the two men were doing, running and yelling in the middle of the mall. Or well, that's what Naruto was doing. Sasuke was ignoring the blond, suddenly having remembered he had some very important things to do at home, after only having spent 10 minutes with Naruto in the mall. So obviously, just like the cold blooded Uchiha he was, the raven just left the blond in the middle of John Lewis. Two minutes later, the said blond noticed there was no hair or hide of his friend. He had no idea what caused Sasuke to just leave like that. But then again, Sasuke has been acting weird for the last few weeks...

"What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you just leave like that?" Naruto yelled his questions in Sasuke's emotionless face. Seriously, he almost looked bored.

"I just remembered I have something to do at home."

"Right. And I'm Madonna. You're Sasuke Uchiha. You don't 'suddenly remember'!" The blond exclaimed, flailing his arms around.
"You're an obsessive freak who plans every fucking millisecond of his life. And we both know it." Naruto crossed his arms over his chest just to show how convinced he was of what he just said.

Glaring, Sasuke turned around towards the exit.

"Hn. Whatever you say dobe." And he started walking again.

Indignant and gaping, Naruto once again rushed after him and asked:

"Ok. You know what Sasuke? I'm being serious here. What's wrong with you? We're here to buy a present for Sakura! And though I know you don't find this activity too pleasant, you'd never react in this manner! Plus...you've been acting weird lately..." He mumbled the last part, looking at his shoes. At this, Sasuke stopped and turned towards his fidgeting friend.

"Is there something you want to tell me Sasuke?" The blond looked up at the raven, his azure eyes shining.

The Uchiha gazed at Naruto's face for a few seconds, after which he blinked. Twice.

"Since when did you become a woman?"

Naruto opened his mouth to tell the raven exactly what he thought about his question, but stopped when he saw a tick in the Uchiha's pale jaw.

"I haven't been acting 'weird' idiot. You're the one who's acting like a woman and seeing things that aren't there. I told you. I remembered I have to do something at home. That's it."

'Lie, lie, lie.' Singsonged the better part(a very tiny, teensy bit might I add) of Sasuke's conscious.

Naruto glared suspiciously at his friend for a few seconds.

"You live on your own. What's there to do that can't wait for later?" He enquired, raising an eyebrow.

"Something that takes some brain cells. That you obviously don't have." He smirked. Sasuke knew that insulting Naruto was the best way to distract him from the subject at hand. Just as he predicted, the blond exploded:

"WHAAAT?! You goddamn bastard! Why do you always have to think you're so great? If I'm so..stupid as you say, than why do you call yourself my best friend?"

"To entertain myself?" Sasuke tilted his head in a way that he knew would aggravate the blond even further.

Getting red in the face, Naruto stomped towards the exit.

"I'm going home! I'm not giving you a lift so you can take the damn bus!"

"Okay, baka." Sasuke replied, amused.

"Bastard!" Naruto threw back. Leaving the raven behind, the blond went into the parking lot, looking for his car. Once he found it, he quickly unlocked it, stepped in and slammed the door. Naruto winced, thinking that Sasuke was the only person who could get him mad enough to take it out on his car.

"Sorry baby." He murmured, as he lovingly stroked the wheel of the car, his cheek brushing against the brown leather. That duck butt haired jerk! What crawled up his ass and rotted? Why did he have to be so prissy all the time? All Naruto tried to do was go and buy Sakura a... Shit. Shit! He did it again! He changed the subject and Naruto forgot he was supposed to keep Sasuke from going home...

Thumping his head against the wheel he previously stroked, Naruto cursed himself, his short attention span, and his short temper. Grumbling under his breath, the blond pulled out of the parking lot, wanting to go home, as he didn't plan to shop on his own.

However, under all the grumbling and cursing, Naruto was truly concerned. What was going on with Sasuke? Why did Naruto get the disconcerting feeling that the raven was avoiding him lately?

A/N: Sooo...should I finish it? What do you think? You want to know what is wrong with our dear Sasuke? Please review.