17 Things Fang is Forbidden To Do Around Young Kids
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Number 1: Attempt to pierce his lip with a safety pin.
Number 2: Play with matches.
Number 3: Go on a shopping spree at Hot Topic.
Number 4: Glare at the kids until they cry.
Number 5: Start humming 'Sexyback' when Max enters the room.
Number 6: Hum 'Sexyback' at all (under any circumstances).
Number 7: Convince the kids his blog is achieving global domination.
Number 8: Tell the kids that black is the superior color in the universe.
Number 9: Make a voodoo doll resembling Ari.
Number 10: Answer to everything with, "Beach bunny".
Number 11: Give the kids $10 to go away so he and Max can be alone.
Number 12: Swear loudly every time a car drives by.
Number 13: Lock himself in the bathroom and scream….
Number 14: … And then insist nothing happened.
Number 15: Perfect his evil laugh.
Number 16: Run around flapping his wings chanting, "Deathbat! Deathbat!"
Number 17: "Rowr!".
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That was fun : )