Author's Note: I got this idea from The Nightmare Before Christmas. It's two friends and Chris singing/plotting to kidnap Wyatt. Me and Wolfie56 created it together. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer- We don't own The Nightmare Before Christmas or Charmed.
Kidnap The Wyatt
All:
Kidnap the Wyatt
Kendra:
I wanna do it!
Christina:
Let's draw straws
Chris:
Piper said we should work together
Kendra:
Three of a kind
Christina:
Birds of a feather
All:
Now and forever
La la la la la la
La la-la la la-la
La la-la la la-la
All:
Kidnap the Wyatt
Lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and
then see if he will fight
Christina:
First we'll use our Chris as the bait
inside a nasty trap he'll wait
When he comes to save him we will
snap the trap and close the gate
Kendra:
Wait, I've got a better plan
to catch the giant ego man
Let's throw him in a shallow room
and see if he will zoom
All:
Kidnap the Wyatt
Throw him in a box
Bury him for so many years
Then see if he walks
Christina:
Then Mr. Leo man
All:
Can take the whole thing
over then
He'll be so pleased
I do declare
That he will beat him rare
Wheeeeee
Chris:
I say we take a cannon
aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Mr. ego man will be no more
Christina:
You're so stupid! Think now
If we blow him to smitereens
Kendra will lose her man and then
Chris and Christina:
She'll beat us black and green
All:
Kidnap the Wyatt
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he has ass-crabs
Chris and Christina:
Because Mr. Leo man
is the nicest guy around
if I were on his charge list
I'd creep around
Kendra:
He'll be so pleased
by our sucess
That he'll reward us too
I'll bet
All:
Perhaps he'll make
his speacial dish
of Piper's known fish
Mmmm!
All:
We're his little henchmen and
we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
and stay on his good side
Kendra:
I wish my cohorts
weren't so damn dumb
Chris:
I'm not the dumb one
Christina:
You're so fun
Kendra:
SHUT UP!
Christina and Chris:
Kiss our ass
Kendra flips them off then says, "We're off topic, back to the song."
Chris:
I've got something
Listen now
This is real good
You'll see how
Christina:
We'll send a present
to his door
Upon there'll be
a picture of his beloved
Chris:
Now in the box she'll wait and hide
until his guy side
Chris and Christina:
Entices him to look inside And then
we'll have him! Left-Left-Right
All:
Kidnap the Wyatt
Beat him with a stick
Take him to the creek
See what makes him tick
Kidnap the Wyatt
Kendra:
Kiss him into bliss(Kendra kissing him)
All:
Mr. and Mrs. Halliwell(Kendra and Wyatt)
are sure to get their kicks
Chris and Christina:
Kidnap the Wyatt
See what we sill see
Lock them in a cage
and throw away the key
Chris and Christina laugh while Kendra is imagining makng out with Wyatt. Wyatt opens the door and and looks at them.
"What are you all doing?"
All of them answer, "Planning to kidnap you!"
A/N: Kendra has major crush on Wes Ramsey! She's going to kill me.