What if ______ were gay?!

What if Jacob Black were gay!?

Bella P.O.V.

Jacob walked onto the stage. "This is for the love of my life, Edward Cullen!" I stood there staring at Edward. "Y-you... you're... GAY?!" I stammered. "What?! No! What the FUCK is he doing???" Then Jacob started to sing...

"I'm hot,
You're cold,
You go around,
Like you know,
Who I am,
But you don't,
You got me on my toes

I'm slipping into the lava,
And I'm trying to keep from going under,
Baby you turn my temperature hotter,
And I'm burning up,
Burning up,
For you baby!

Come on boy!"

"JACOB, WHAT ARE YOU ON?!!!!!!!!" Edward screeched at him. "Pure lurrrrrrve baby!" Jacob purred and blew him a kiss. Yes, purred.

"I fell,
So fast,
Can't hold myself back!

Sparkles,
Bronze hair,
All by yourself,
Gotta catch my breath!"

As Jacob burst into the second chorus I felt my mouth drop open. How dare he sing about MY Edward like that! He was practically molesting him with every word. I suddenly became aware that about 80 pairs of eyes focussed on us. When Jacob gets off that stage I will kill him! Although i had a feeling that Edward was already planning to do that.

"Walk in the room,
All I see is you,
Oh!
Staring me down,
I know you feel it too!"

Suddenly Mike, Quil and Embry ran onto the stage to join him in the rapping. Edwards face was an exact replica of O_O. Finally the song ended. Edward stalked up to Jacob and everyone was silent, waiting to see what would happen next. This is RIDICULOUS! Jacob grabbed Edward and kissed him. "GET YOUR FUCKING UGLY PAWS OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!" I screamed. Moments later i was on Jacob's back pulling him off my poor, harrassed Edward. Jacob burst into tears when he realised that he was defeated. "WHY CAN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?! DO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO BE UNLOVED?!" He wailed as he fled to his car.

"Wow........ that was very very very scary..."
"WTF did he think he was doing?"
"Someone call the cops!"
People everywhere were talking. "Love!!! Are you okay? Did he hurt you?" I whispered. "N-n-n-never... let... m-me... see that FREAK again."

Hope you liked it! :P It's the product of extreme boredom at 1am =] hehe! The song is Burnin' Up by The Jonas Brothers... I saw the lyrics on my wall and thought hmmm that could be wrong if he was singing it about a guy... and voilá! Story! Lol :P

x

K

OH btw, I have NO ownership over these characters :) Stephanie Meyer owns it all! :P