hey everyone. like i said here's the really short fic i promised. but i should warn you, by the time you finish (or if you finish) this fic, your brain might melt from the randomness and retardedness of it. me and my friends came up with this one day during lunch and i add the things after the pickles. i hope you enjoy somewhat.
One day Sasuke was eating his lunch when some random person gave him a bag of Doritos. He opened the bag and took out a piece and gazed at it. "I love you Doritos," he said and took a bite.
A few minutes later after he ate his last Doritos chip, he looked into the bag with sad eyes. He sighed and looked at the Doritos bag. "I love you Doritos bag." Suddenly a big gust of wind came and blew the bag right out of his hands. His gaze followed the bag and sighed.
He then went grocery shopping and bought many items. He took the grocery filled bags home and started to put them away. He took a jar of pickles out of one of the bags and gazed at it. "I love you jar of pickles," he said.
So once he put all the groceries away, he ate the jar of pickles. Once he finished his beloved pickles, Sasuke stared at it for a while and threw the jar in a recycling bin (save the planet, reduce, reuse, recycle).
He walked by his kitchen counter when something caught his eye: it was one of the grocery bags. "I love you grocery bag," he said (again). And he wasn't exactly sure what it was, but he suddenly felt really horny. So Sasuke had sex with his beloved grocery bag 14 times.
By the time they - I mean he - was finished, the bag was torn, sticky, and full of a white, liquid substance. So Sasuke throws the bag away and stands in front of the trash can. "I love you trash can," he said and started humping said trash can.
Now, he wasn't sure what happened to him but Sasuke was so horny that in a few hours, every inch of his house was white. So he went back to his recycling bin and took out the jar of pickles. He read the name of them: Ecstasy Pickles. He read lower: One pickle will make you horny for 24 hours. The jar came with 30 pickles.
By the end of the 30th day, let's just say no one ever bought Ecstasy Pickles and Konaha was covered in white (including the mountain) all thanks to Sasuke's many loves.
if you have made it to here, i congradulate you. like i said, it was random and extremely retarded. i just hope it gave some laughs and it has made your day a little bit better. ugh, but just righting this made my brain melt. i don't even know where the sex came from. it was a little after 11 when i got to that part. and i think my mind was thinking about yaoi. so that might explain it. anyway hope you enjoyed. please leave plenty of reviews. ja.