Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Tolkien, unfortunately. Please don't sue me, I have no money as I spend it all on High Elves.



Furry Little Hobbit Chap

Copyright Pippin.

And if you nick it, Elven Wood's (note the incorrect grammar), I'll be the first to know. We're watching you.

Verse 1

Pippin:

I am the very model of a furry little hobbit chap

I'm from a book that's popular but really it is rather crap,

They've made a film about me, it is three hours long and boring pap.

A good length for a person who's in need of a refreshing nap.