Silly fanfic I had while at my computer on a Saturday night listening to the Edge play Simple Plan's song I'd Do Anything.

Disclaimer: I don't own Spike or anyone else (damn it!). But if Joss wants me to look after Spike for a while; Hey, I'm up for it! The song belongs to Simple Plan and is called 'I'd do anything'. I don't know who wrote it or nothing but I don't own it.

Spoilers: Since I'm not really sure when this is set I don't know what spoilers are where. Hell, I don't even know what's going to happen or who it's going to center around! Aren't I just great!

Feedback: Well, Duh! Send it to Don't_Stake_Spike@hotmail.com please.

I think I've worked out who it's going to center around but who knows, maybe I'll write two versions around two different couples.

Song words will be bolded and italicized.

Here goes!

Spike's black car drove down the highway to LA. He'd been driving for going on an hour now and to be honest, the silence was killing him.
His hand shot down and began tuning the radio.
Leaving it on the first station that didn't play static, he listened. 

Another day is goin' by
I'm thinking about you all the time
But you're out there
And I'm here waiting

Yeah, Spike thought harshly, waiting in a moving car on my way to LA in the complete opposite direction to you.

And I wrote this letter in my head
Cause so many things were left unsaid
But now you're gone
And I can't think straight

All those things, damn it. Gone. It's true. The only one who could bring you back was you. And you left me. Bitch.

This could be the one last chance
To make you understand, yeah

More like could've been. Stupid whelp had to go blow it on me. Spill my plan to you before I could tell you. Now you'll never know.

I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cause somehow I can't 
Put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cause I know I won't forget you

Do you sleep in heaven pet? 'Cause that's where I reckon you went. Too damn good for hell and maybe heaven. Maybe there's a heaven, just for people like you. People who are so much better than the world.

Together we broke all the rules
Dreamin' of droppin' out of school

Scrap that part. We did brake the rules but we never dreamt of dropping out of school. Mainly because I didn't go to school with you and all.

And leave this place
And never come back

That was the plan pet. 'Till moron went and told you all my plans. Bastard. 

So now, maybe after all these years
If you miss me, have no fear
I'll be here
I'll be waitin'

Waiting for my girl. Always waiting.

This could be the one last chance
To make you understand
And I just can't let you 
Leave me once again, yeah

Bit bloody late for that. You left me the night you. . If I'd got there fifteen damn minutes earlier. If the bloody Slayer hadn't. .

I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cause somehow I can't 
Put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you
Will you remember me?
Cause I know I won't forget you

Never pet, never. Will never be able to forget you. Even if my life depends on it.

I close my eyes
And all I see is you
I close my eyes
I try to sleep
I can't forget you

I tried pet. Believe me, I tried. All those nights. You were always there. You never go away.

Na na na
Na na na
And I'd do anything for you
Na na na
Na na na naaaaaaaa

I would you know pet. Do anything for you. Anything. Even if you asked me to stake myself, I would. No matter how much it hurt me.

I'd do anything
Just to hold you in my arms
To try to make you laugh
Cause somehow I can't 
Put you in the past
I'd do anything
Just to fall asleep with you

But, I guess it won't happen. No chance in hell. Maybe peaches'll know a guy who knows a guy who can get you back to me.

To fall asleep with you
With you, yeah
I'd do anything
To fall asleep with you
I'd do anything
There's nothing I won't do
I'd do anything
To fall asleep with you
I know you would've wanted me to stay and help out your Scooby club. But I couldn't. Sorry pet. But it was so hard. They way they looked at me when I went by to ask the time for your. .
Slayer was gonna stake me I swear. If it hadn't been for Watcher, she mighta.
To be honest wit' ya, I kinda wish she had. Then I wouldn't have to be alone in this hellhole.
I could be with you. Ah, who am I trying to kid? I'd be going express to hell. The very opposite place to you.

I'd do anything
Cause I know I won't forget you

Promise me pet, when you're all high and queen of the higher plane, you won't forget me. Like I won't forget you.
Maybe, one day, I'll have the guts to go back and face them. Maybe they could bring you back.
But if you come back like the Slayer did, I want you to stay where you are, promise?


Spike reached down and turned the radio off.
"Bloody wankers" he muttered as the city of LA's lights grew and flickered and he joined the late night traffic.