Hey all! AWK here! Here's the re-write of chapter 1! Enjoy!

Disclaimer. Ayukazi With Kitty does not own Naruto.

3rd person P.O.V.

It was your regular day in the Akatsuki. Kakuzu was counting his money. Hidan was doing his sacrifices. Itachi was torturing Tobi with the sharingan. Kisame was watching Itachi torture Tobi. Zetsu was watering his plant friends. Pein and Konan were hiding some where, making out. Deidara and Sasori were fighting about art as usual. Yup, every thing was absolutely normal. Or so they thought. Outside the base, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura and Kakashi were out side. "Everyone locked on to the chakra sources?" Kakashi asked. "Yup!" "Hai!" "Hn." "Use the Jutsu." Kakashi said. Together they yelled; "Universal style; Dimensional passage!"

In the Akatsuki base, Black holes ripped behind each member. "The fu-" Hidan started when he was swallowed by the hole. "What on-?" Kakuzu said. "TOBI'S TOO YOUNG TO DIIIIE!" Tobi yelled. "Where did-" Kisame said. "Pein!" Konan yelled. "Konan!" Pein yelled. "NOOO! UN!" Deidara yelled. Sasori fell in silently. "NOM!" Zetsu yelled. (A/N: Had to have SOME fun with this.) "What on earth?" Itachi yelled, attempting to run from it. He tripped and hit his head on the kitchen counter. The portal sucked in the unconscious Uchiha and the Akatsuki passed through the dimensions, to one similar to theirs, yet completely different. And it would change their lives, forever.

Ana's P.O.V.

I walked up to the door to my house in Blackfoot, Idaho. I'm Ana. I'm fifteen years old and I am an epic Narutard. I have pure black hair and sapphire blue eyes. I'm an early graduate from Blackfoot high. I have ADD and ADHD. Yeah, talk about akward. I am the oldest of my friend group by a few months and a year for a few. I am the tallest of my Friends and smallest of my Neutral group. I just got back from Europe for the school year. I was foreign exchange student for a year. I just got done with a graduation ceremony. I had escaped my Clique and skipped the graduation party. I noticed a note on my door.

Ana,

Sorry we couldn't come to welcome you home or go to your graduation, but we're going to be in Brazil until next summer. Tabetha is going to be there and she will be going to BHS for the year. My entire family is with us. Don't worry, you can handle it.

Good Luck!

-Mom.

Great, just great. I'm stuck with my Annoying as hell cousin from June 6th to May ! Ugh, why do bad things happen to semi- good people? I ripped down the note and entered my home.

"WELCOME BACK!" My friends, Clique and cousin blasted me with their welcoming. Oh, hey, look, my retards were there, too. COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER? "Thanks, Shouldn't you guys be at the graduation party?" I asked. "We are, retard." Said A voice I hated a lot. Oh, look, it just got better. My enemies were here, too. Whopde- damn- doo.

"Oh, wouldn't you know, Hello, Teona." I spat. Teona rolled her eyes. "I said we should do it at my mansion but no! We had to do it in this junk heap." She spat back. "Oh, you're welcome to leave. No one would care or notice. Besides, didn't I have a restraining order put on you last year?" I said. Teona rolled her eyes. "What eves. Come followers." She said moving towards the door. No one moved. She stopped and looked at her Clique. "Are you coming?" She demanded. Her "beta", Jasmine, spoke up.

"You don't own us. I'm staying." Jasmine said. "And why are picking her over me?" Teona asked, glaring down at Jasmine. "Because there are people here that won't use me like a punching bag like you did. Sorry, Teona, but, I'd rather chill with some real people." Jasmine said, glaring back. Teona turned. "Fine I don't need you! Teona, out." Teona stomped past me. "Privy." I muttered to her. She whipped on me. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?" She said. I grinned. "Nothing, absolutely nothing." I said. I heard Jasmine snort. "Now, get out of my house, nothing." I said. She pulled back her fist. "Do it, I dare you." I said. Teona let her fist fly at my face. I caught it and chuckled. "You still can't touch me." She pulled her fist out of my hand and stormed out of my house, giving me a perfect opportunity. "Don't let the door hit you in the fat rear end on your way out." I called. Every one burst out laughing. "Jasmine," I said. "Yeah?" She asked. "Good job, 'Bout time you stood up to her." I said. Jasmine grinned.

"LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!" A boy shouted, getting over the akwardness that just happened. Every one cheered. My friends tackled me with "welcome back" s and "I missed you" s. My entire clique were a bunch of Narutards, with me at the head, the "alpha" as my brother would put it. There were eight of us in total. My "beta" was my best friend, Shay. Shay is the same size as me and a Sasori fan girl, like I'm an Itachi fan girl, Shay has blond hair and baby blue eyes, she has a very calm attitude… some times. Other times, she'll be more like Tobi than Sasori. Next comes Kira. The "I" in her name is a hard "I", she hates it when people mess that up, she has a super sense that tells her if her name is being said wrong. Kira is much like Kakuzu. She's cheap (A/N: Ow, ow, ow, ow! Kidding, Kira! Stop hitting me!) At times. She also has blond hair and dark blue eyes. Next is Amanda. She seems sweet and nice a first… Then you get to know her. She's hyperactive and random and violent at times. Like Kisame! Yes, Amanda is a baby blue eyed blond. Next is Nyisha. The only thing I can think of to describe her is: Hidan. Nyisha is cool, funny, smart, loud mouthed and I could say more, but I value my life. Nyisha has green eyes and blond hair. Wow, I have a lot of blond friends. Next is Miranda she a quiet girl, but, I'd have to say she's the Deidara of our group. She's an amazing artist. Most of the pictures I see are from Teen Titans or of Deidara. I've never seen any other Akatsuki drawings. Miranda has auburn hair and blackish- green eyes. Looks like we've hit the interpreters for my group of blonds! Yup, we need interpreters! Next is Brianna. She's… well… disturbed. She's rather an air head… or brain dead. She's… well… um… random. She has brown hair and green eyes. Next is my cousin, Tabetha. Didn't see that coming did you? We call her Tabby or Tabby Cat. She is overly hyperactive. All I can say is: She's a smaller, blond, grey eyed version of Tobi. In the time it took me to tell you all of that, the party ended. My friends helped me clean up. "Now I see why you didn't want to do this." Tabby said. "It's soooo messy!" "Uh, duh Tabby. That's what happens at a party. Is this your first time to a party?" Amanda asked. Tabetha lowered her head and nodded.

"Oh, sorry."

"Oh, Ana?" Miranda said, speaking up for the first time that night. "Hn?" I said. "You might want to consider putting Sasuke on your hit list." She said. "Why, what did Monkey do?" I asked, using the meaning of Sasuke's name. "He went to Oro- pedophile." She said. I stood up and grabbed the mini- Death Note from my back pocket, grabbed my pen and wrote:

Sasuke Uchiha- dies in a pointless battle with Madara.

I put away my "Equipment" and went back to cleaning. I knew the Akatsuki thanks to spoilers on YouTube. Their hilarious! (Ayukazi's Note: see The Hidan Show by aug235 (Dana- Chan) their my favorite.) And pictures on .

"Alright! All clean! Who's ready for her C.D.T?" My cousin shouted. "We still have seven other rooms to clean! And I'm not doing toilets!" Brianna said. I laughed. "Aw, come on, Bri. We all could use a break. And since Tabetha asked, it's her turn to do the C.D.T. And this time… WE COSPLAY!" I said. My friends cheered. "Wait, we don't have costumes!" Brianna said. "Ah, that, is where your wrong. If you had let me unpack, well, follow me." I said, leading my friends into my room, then froze. "What the..? Did someone sneak into my room and pass out?" I said staring at the boy on my floor. I walked up to him and knelt by him. He was out.

"Is it a cosplayer?" Brianna asked. Then I remembered something about dimension traveling.. The flow of dimensions? I read it in a library during school. I got up and dug in my back pack. "Ana, what are you doing?" Tabetha asked. "I think I know about this." I said. Where are those notes? I know I brought them! I promised Zack I'd bring them home! Where are… There! I pulled the fifth note book from the bottom. 104: Dimensions; Travel and flow. Said my messy hand writing on the top. "104: Dimensions; Travel and flow. Ana, how many notes did you take?" Nyisha said. "Not really notes, but 109 books that I found interesting translated from German to English." I said, opening the notebook and began searching. "Ana, take your hat off! You'll be able to read better!" Amanda said reaching for my hat. I whacked her hand away. "The hat stays on." I growled. I read from the translation.

Dimensional Tares: When a certain event happens in a single action happens in one dimension at the same time the same event or one similar to it occurs in the cross- roads between dimensions causes a hole between the two dimensions, sucking the nearest individual in through the hole, and into the nearest passing dimension. If multiple events happen, than multiple individuals will be sent in the same dimension. There is no known way to reverse this.

I shut the book and smiled. "Guys, I think, we have an Uchiha with us."

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