A/N: Hey, Y'all! This is the first installment in a collection of one-shots that I cobbled together after watching S2 of Miraculous Ladybug. However, that also means that there will be LOTS OF SPOILERS FOR S2 OF MIRACULOUS LADYBUG! So if you haven't watched the second season of that wonderful show, I suggest you get a blanket, some cocoa, and go do that, then come back. Did you do that? Good. Also, I'm kind of new to this whole fanfickery brand of witchcraft, so please cut me some slack :)
Big thanks to my sister for editing my unreadable (according to her, "only slightly painful") first drafts, and I hope you enjoy :D
Episode: S2 Ep 1 - The Collector
Rating: K
Warnings: None really, this one is for humor only
Inspiration: Wondering what would really happen if Hawkmoth akumatized himself
"Come to me, my little akuma, and evilise me!" Gabriel shouted as the black butterfly entered his book. Suddenly, a mask appeared in front of his face, he began seeing double and the world swam in front of him.
"Greetings, Collector, I am Hawkmoth- I mean you- I mean me- I mean- Your source of inspiration, has been lost, and now you must make a new book of inspiration with the powers I- I mean you- will give, err, yourself." Gabriel paused and shook his head, what was happening to him? "In return, you, err, we, must take Ladybug and Chat Noir's miraculouses for me, err, us. Can you do that?" He waited for a response, evil smirk still plastered across his face.
"Yes, Hawkmoth, I can. I mean we can. And may I say that you are looking very handsome today. Ah, thank you Hawkmoth, I - you thought of it ourself. Gah, We need to stop talking to myself- I mean- GAH!" He shook his head vigorously, trying to clear it of whatever had just happened.
"Why did I think akumatizing myself was a good idea?" He muttered as he stalked out of the room.