I'm falling to my death
Did I clean Fawkes' cage?
Did I remember to bequest the deluminator to that ginger Harry hangs with, not the girl but the guy everyone thought he was gay with.
This sure is a long fall
Why am I looking at my wrist I don't wear a watch.
Did I remember to tape Friends? I like that Chandler guy he is so awesome.
Joey's a moron he should get killed off
I'd bang Ross though Rachel doesn't deserve him. Stupid whore
How long have I been falling now?
Oh I forgot to pay Dob…Splat