A/N:
Moro: Welcome to Radio! Again! I've read over the guidelines of ff net again and apparently "songfics", or Fanfiction works with song lyrics in them, are not allowed. I apologize on behalf of myself for this mistake of mine and I hope you like the edited version just as much!
Disclaimer:
Moro: Ahahahaha I own FMA! At last victory is mine!!!!!!!
Men in white van: Sorry for the mix-up folks…Dang Moro keeps escaping…
-carts me away-
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Darkness settled over Central. All the Amestrians were going home after a long day of doing whatever it is they do for a living. All of them, that is, except for a certain Colonel Roy Mustang. Roy was in his office listening to his radio and scribbling his name on some dotted lines.
That is, he WAS working, until a certain song came over the radio that he just couldn't ignore. He tried to fight the urge to sing and dance along, he really did! Honest! But man…when you hear that one song that is practically your theme song…it's hard to fight it. Besides, it's not like anyone else was in the office, right? What could possibly go wrong?
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Edward Elric was on his way home from another tiring day at work. He was walking down the hallway intent on getting back to his dorm so he could go to sleep, then wake up in the morning and do it all over again, thus continuing the monotonous cycle that was life. That is, he was going to go home, until he heard something…interesting. Someone was singing a song loudly. Very loudly. And they were in Colonel Mustang's office.
Ed walked into the room and opened up the door to Mustang's private office. His ears hadn't deceived him, it seemed. There stood Mustang on his desk, pen in hand, belting out lyrics. Ed just stood rooted to the spot and took in the Colonel's appearance. His hair was messed up, the top three buttons were undone on his white dress shirt and his blue jacket was lying in a heap on the floor. He had his eyes closed and was singing about how sexy he was. 'Interesting…' Ed thought. Or atleast, he thought he thought. Turns out, he didn't.
Roy froze. 'Oh god whom I don't believe in, tell me Ed's not watching!' Unfortunately for Roy, Ed was right behind him, eyes roughly the size of dinner plates. Roy opened his eyes slowly and found the Fullmetal Alchemist staring back at him. 'Just act calm, Roy…'
Roy stepped down from the desk and picked his jacket up off the floor. He put it back on and, with a nod at Edward, walked out the door and immediately began sprinting towards the exit as soon as he was out of eyesight of Fullmetal.
"Oh…My…" Ed stammered before putting an evil grin on his face, "What fun I am going to have tomorrow! Until then, goodbye." Ed said to the empty office and left the building wearing a grin that would make his anger management counselor proud.
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A/N:
Moro: The editing, she is finished! You don't really need to review for the edit, but if you want to I'm not going to stop you.
