So, here's a little fanfic I decided to start called 'THEIR GREATEST ENEMY'.
It stars Riku, Sora and Roxas from Kingdom Hearts, Roy Mustang and Ed and Al Elric from Full Metal Alchemist, and Naruto, Sasuke, and Kakashi from Naruto. It's going to be kind of...a crack fanfic with a serious plot. I know, makes no sense. Hm, what I mean is that it's going to deal in drama, pain, loss, sadness, fighting, and other dramatic bad things, but it will have a giant underlying of hilarity. You'll know what I mean when I post the next chapter, which I'll do soon.
This isn't in the Crossover section because it has three crossovers and I couldn't decide which two to post it with! It's in Kingdom Hearts because a lot of the stuff that happens here will be focused on Roxas. Alot of stuff will also be focused on Naruto and Sasuke, so I might move it to Naruto/Kingdom Hearts crossovers later (sorry Ed!)
*Disclaimer
I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Full Metal Alchemist, or Naruto. I do own the plot. Which hasn't really started. Oh, well....
Normalcy
It was a typical day on Play Islands.
Wakka, the red-headed island boy, was sitting on the on the beach with Riku, trying to coach the silver-haired teen to play a game of blitzball, Tidus and Sora were sparring, the latter going easy on the former due to his greater experience, and Kairi and Selphie were sitting on the docks, giggling and whispering as they watched the four boys.
"Take that Sora! Boy, you got lazy in the two years you were away!" mocked Tidus as his harsh blows sent Sora stumbling backwards. Sora smiled, catching Riku's knowing glance. None of the inhabitants of Destiny Islands knew what had really happened to them in the two years they had been missing, and they intended to keep it that way, even if it meant pretending to be weaker than they actually were.
"Isn't Tidus awesome? He's been practising hard these two years, you know; glad to see it's paying off," said Selphie, staring dreamily at the blonde. Kairi giggled. "Well I think he's just a show-off. Sora could beat him if he really wanted to, but right now it's just for fun," she said, gazing at the spiky-haired boy who had stolen her heart.
Meanwhile, on the beach, Riku and Wakka had joined the fight, turning it into a fierce, four-way battle. Selphie and Kairi laughed at the boys' competitiveness, while enthralled by the show of masculinity.
"Hey, Wakka, let's team up and blast these guys!" called Tidus, dodging Riku's blow. Grinning, Wakka hopped over to his friend, throwing his blitzball at Sora to evade him. Sora dodged the ball and ran over to stand beside Riku, the two of them brandishing their wooden swords as threateningly as they could manage.
"Ooh! This is getting good! My money's on Tidus and Wakka, because they've been training all this time. What about you Kairi?" asked Selphie with an overzealous giggle. Kairi smiled softly.
"Sora and Riku, unless of course, they decide to go easy on Tidus and Wakka, which they might. You never know with those two, maybe they're pride will get the better of them and they'll cream the other guys," she said thoughtfully. Selphie snorted. "You think too highly of them Kairi, especially after the left you alone on the island for a year," she said somewhat cruelly. Kairi frowned, than shrugged. She couldn't expect Selphie to understand.
"Hey Riku, let's take these guys down a notch. Tidus's head is big enough without all the hot air," said Sora with a grin. Riku smiled. He usually didn't participate in these mock battles, he was seventeen and they seemed childish and a bit pointless, but he couldn't resist aiding his best friend in taking down two hotheads.
With a yell, Riku and Sora charged at Tidus and Wakka.
Suddenly, a black portal opened up beneath their feet and sucked them in.
There was silence on the beach.
The remaining four teenagers stared at the spot where the two boys had been in horror.
"Sora?" whispered Kairi, "Riku?"
It was a typical day in Central Headquarters.
Major Armstrong was producing art before awestruck trainees, Riza Hawkeye was using Fuery and Havoc for target practice while Braeda and Farman watched in amusement, and Roy Mustang sat at his desk, working diligently at a drawing for the new Female military uniform, a uniform that would save money on fabric by being ingeniously short and revealing.
"Sir, Full Metal and his brother are here," said Sheska, poking her head around the door of Roy's office. Roy looked up, irritated at having his work interrupted. "Am I supposed to be excited or something? Oh, whatever send them in," he said with an airy wave of his hand. Nodding furiously, Sheska disappeared. Mustang sighed and looked at his sketch, tapping his chin thoughtfully with his pencil. The skirt was okay, with flared out edges to catch even the slightest bit of wind, but the neckline could plunge lower....much lower...
"BASTARD!!!!!!!!" Roy sighed as the angry voice of a certain blonde pipsqueak reached his ears. The door of his office flew open, revealing two blonde-haired boys. One had sandy, tousled hair, short, but with long bangs that hung in front of innocent hazel eyes. He was dressed in an untucked, off-white dress shirt, with a green jacket overtop and dark-coloured jeans (1). The other had golden hair, hanging in large, poufy bangs in front of his face and tied back in a braid at the back of his head. He was wearing black pants and a black shirt, with a black, white-rimmed jacket overtop. His eyes were an unusual golden colour, and they were now wide with rage.
"YOU STUPID BASTARD COLONEL! WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT A MISSION!! WHAT MISSION?! I DON'T WORK FOR YOU ANYMORE YOU BASTARD! AL'S BACK TO NORMAL AND I DON'T GIVE A FLYING SHIT ABOUT WHAT THE HELL YOU STUPID MILITARY DOGS DO! WHY THE HELL DID I GET A LETTER SAYING TO REPORT TO CENTRAL FOR A MISSION?! ANSWER ME YOU BASTARD!" screamed Edward Elric, the Full Metal Alchemist.
"Brother," said Al, chuckling nervously. Roy merely raised an eyebrow questioningly, before leaning back in his chair with another sigh.
"Really Ed, you'd think being a few weeks away from seventeen, you'd be a little more mature-,"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO LITTLE THAT HE'D BE RUN OVER BY A BOULDER THAT WAS ACTUALLY A GRAIN OF SAND?!!"
Al sighed and shook his head slowly. "He didn't say that Ed...."
Roy chuckled and waved his hand airily. "Don't worry about it Alphonse. As to your question Full Metal, I don't know what you're talking about, 'I don't work for you anymore'. Once a military dog, always a military dog, and a dog as good as you are is just too good to let go of. As Fuhrer, I decided to give the two of you a short respite, out of the goodness of my heart, but break time's over ladies." Roy smirked evilly, "You're back on the leash."
Al's wide, puppy dog eyes, stared at Roy in shock, hurt evident in his eyes, but the aptly named, Bastard Colonel simply turned his head, intent on watching Ed's, much-anticipated reaction.
The short alchemist stood stock still, his head down and his eyes hooded.
There was silence in the office.
"B-Brother?" stammered Al, looking at his brother with worry and fear. Roy raised an eyebrow, leaning forward excitedly.
Then Ed did the completely unexpected.
He laughed.
Al and Roy both jumped back in surprise, wondering if the short-tempered teen had finally snapped.
"Nii-chan?" whispered Al, reverting back to using the pet name for his older brother.
"Full Metal?" said the former Colonel, leaning forward in curiosity and anticipation.
Ed stopped laughing and smirked, winking broadly at Mustang.
"Aw, what's the matter Mustang? Surprised I didn't break down and cry? Here's a newsflash for you, bastard; I can't wait for your goddamn mission!"
Al gasped in surprise and Roy's eyebrows shot up into his hairline.
"Really," said the officer sceptically, "Is that so?"
Ed nodded, clenching his fists in excitement. "Yep. I've been bored out of my mind back home in Risembool; it's time for some good old-fashioned action! So give me whatever mission you've got hidden up your conniving bastard sleeve Mustang; I can't wait!" exclaimed Ed.
Al sighed at his brother's enthusiasm, realizing that the peace they had experienced for the past few months was gone with the wind.
Roy smirked and leaned back into his chair. "Well now, that's great to hear. I suppose-,"
Roy Mustang never got to finish his thought, for at that moment; a black hole opened up inside the office, and sucked the three guys in before they could make another sound.
It was a typical day in Konoha.
Konohamoru and his band of mischief makers ran amuck, dodging the ear grabbing tactics of Ebisu Sensei, Choji sat at the ramen place, half-listening to Ino blabber on about fashion, Ten Ten and Lee were sparring in the streets, while Neji walked far behind, pretending not to know them. Shino stood in the shade of a building, watching the goings on of the village with mild interest, while Hinata sat under a tree, dreaming of her blonde haired prince, and Kiba raced through the surrounding forest with Akamaru, both howling in excitement.
Shikamaru Nara stood outside of the Hokage's office, waiting anxiously for Tsunade-Sama to invite him in.
Shikamaru gritted his teeth.
Sasuke Uchiha had caused the Hidden Leaf Village nothing but pain the last few years, and it was time he was stopped. Shikamaru had hoped to ask Naruto or Kakashi for help in beating him, as difficult as it would be for them, but now they'd both disappeared!
Shikamaru sighed and leaned against the wall, tapping his foot impatiently. He was pretty sure that Tsunade-Sama would grant him permission to hunt down Sasuke, but what would she do when she found out Naruto was missing too?
"You looked worried Shikamaru-san," Shikamaru turned his head to see a pink-hared girl with green eyes standing beside him. She looked tired, and sad. "As do you, Sakura-chan," he answered. Sakura smiled weakly. "Yes, well, I shouldn't be. The village is flourishing...the Akatsuki haven't stirred up trouble...everything seems great...,"
There was silence in the hall.
"Naruto's gone," said the pink-haired Shinobi softly. Shikamaru nodded. "I know."
Sakura sighed and hugged her stomach. "He can be so impulsive! He can't just run off like that...at least Kakashi Sensei's with him...,"
Shikamaru nodded. "Don't worry Sakura, Naruto has a habit of always pulling through...I'm sure this time will be no different," he said confidently.
Sakura smiled once more and bowed to her fellow Shinobi.
"Sasuke!" cried Naruto, clenching his fists as he saw his former team mate on a tree branch above him.
"Naruto," said Sasuke smugly, contempt obvious in his voice. "Don't you ever give up? I have no intention of returning to a weak, spineless village like Konoha...get it through that thick head of yours," he sneered with a smirk. Naruto narrowed his eyes. "I've got no intention of trying to bring you back Sasuke," he growled. Sasuke raised his eyebrows in surprise. "Oh really? Why are you here then?"
Naruto's gaze fell, and he half-closed his eyes. "You were my best friend Sasuke, and the best comrade in battle. You saved my life countless times, and I even managed to save yours once or twice. You were part of Team 7, with Sakura and me, and I've never had a closer family than what the four of us had," he whispered, closing his eyes completely.
Naruto looked up at Sasuke, his eyes open and blazing. "But you've hurt to many people Sasuke! You picked the wrong side! I know you're planning to attack Konoha! And I won't have it! A squad's already being formed to take you out," Naruto narrowed his eyes and clenched his fists tighter, "But they don't have the right. You're my friend, my teammate, and I'll be the one to stop you!"
Sasuke looked taken aback, but then he smiled. "Do you really think that you can kill me all by yourself Naruto?" he taunted.
"I dunno, you never know with this kid, but I'm not giving him the chance to find out."
Both Naruto and Sasuke jumped in surprise as Kakashi landed on a branch above Sasuke.
"K-Kakashi sensei!" stammered Naruto. Kakashi smiled (though you couldn't tell) and nodded.
"Yep. You didn't think I was letting you fight him alone did you? He's my problem too," said the white-haired copy ninja.
Sasuke smiled. "This should be interes-,"
The black-haired rogue ninja got no farther as a black hole opened up and sucked the three ninja in.
Teehee! So how was that! Awesome huh? Well, I know the random black hole bits were....random, and didn't really make sense, but, well, this fanfic, while not a complete crack fanfic, is going to have some crack fanfic tendencies.
Okay, here's a little explanation for the above scenes.
KH: Directly after KH2, but Mickey's message hasn't happened.
Riku's seventeen, Sora's sixteen.
FMA: When Ed was bringing Al back, Dante ran in with Gluttony chasing her. They ran into the transmutation circle and were taken instead of Ed. So Ed got to stay when Al came back, and Al kept his memories and stayed fourteen.
It's been about seven months since that happened.
Ed is sixteen, almost seventeen, and Al is fifteen.
N: I originally planned to have it directly after Pain's attack on Konoha, but I was afraid that not a lot of people would have read that far in the manga, so this now occurs right before Pain attacks.
Naruto's sixteen, Sasuke's sixteen, Kakashi is...um, some help? Could someone give me an idea on how old he is? (Let's stay in the twenties, please,).
Tell me what you think! But bear in mind, the story hasn't even begun yet.....
xoxo, natcat5 ;p
(1) The outfit he wears in Blue Bird's Illusion.