"I know what the sign said, Randy, but buy one get one free doesn't mean 'buy a Kit-Kat, get an 8 by 12 plasma screen TV free'!"
"If they didn't mean that, then theyou should've said so Earl! They must have loads of people trying to get free tel-uh-visions every day!"
"I don't think-"
"h-help mee"...
"What the..."
"Look Earl, that guy has cabbage patch hair! I wanna have cabbage for hair.. Wait, no, Carrots! That'd be pretty funny, huh Earl?"
LLLOOOK OOUUT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! SOON, VERY SOON, YOU'LLL BE INTRODUCED TO THE WORLD OF TRAILER TRASH OVERWATCH! FEATURING ALL YOUR FAVORITE OVER WATCH CHARACTERS, FEATURED AS DEHUMANIZED REJECTS OF SOCIETY.
EXCEPT ZENYATTA. EARL HICKEY is ZENYATTA IN THIS STORY. KIND OF THE WHOLE POINT.
I'D OF WAITED TO FINISH THE FIRST CHAPTER BEFORE POSTING, BUT IT'S LATE, AND I WANTED TO FORCE MYSELF TO COMMIT NOW.
SEE YOU LATER, WITH AN UPDATE!