It's not Nick the Eraser, but he's in it. This is basically what would happen if Nick were with Fang when he was answering his fan questions.
Nick and Fang: The blog questions
I sat across from Fang, staring at his computer screen as he typed, the computer rapidly fixing his mistakes. "So... you really gonna do this?" I asked him.
"Yeah," he said, grinning. "This Jess person has a lot of questions for me to answer... so I'll give it a shot. A lot would be pretty funny too." I shrugged, saying
"Well, I'll see what I can do to help, I guess..."
1. DO YOU HAVE A JAMAICAN ACCENT?
I shook my head. "No, mon," I whispered. Fang nodded, exactly what he was gonna say.
2. DO YOU MOLT?
I shook my head in disgust. "Gross," Fang said.
3. WHAT'S YOUR STAR SIGN?
I ran downstairs and asked her. I came back up seconds later. "She says you're Scorpio, and I'm Leo," I said. Fang nodded and typed his response.
4. HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?
I cocked an eyebrow but remained silent. "No," Fang muttered.
5. DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?
"You have powers," I said. Fang nodded, saying that this wasn't entirely true.
6. DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
"I can just see you doing the soulja boy..." I laughed as the picture went through my head. Fang shot me a look, and replied, can you see me doing the soulja boy?
7. DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
"Gazzy does," I said helpfully. Fang nodded, typing this down.
8. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
"Spider-Man, The Grinch who stole Christmas, A Bugs life-" Fang glared at me. I knew he hated all of those. But, what the hack, play a joke now and then.
9. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
"Favorites are polarizing," I said. Fang nodded in agreement, typing this down.
10. DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
"Everything makes you angry," I said, and, on cue, Fang beaned me with a Coke can.
11. DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?
"I know you do," I responded. Fang looked at me with a straight face, saying "Doesn't everybody?"
12. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
"Grilled cheese?" I guessed. Fang said anything cooked that Iggy brought to him.
13. WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
"Just lie," I advised, memories of the dead rabbits flowing through my head. Poor bunnies...
14. DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?
"Most dudes don't die inside," Fang said, pointedly looking at me. I shrugged. I guess I have a weak soul, sue me for loving and then hating being left constantly. I have one quarter to my name, what's the point?
15. DO YOU LIKE MAX?
"Think hard on this one," I muttered.
16. DO YOU LIKE ME?
"She's funny. Just say that," I told him.
YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BRIEFS?
I fell off of my branch laughing, and flew back up. "No freaking comment," I suggested.
18. DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?
"Uh, could you not?" I asked.
19. DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?
"WTH?" I said.
20. Do YOU PREFER BLONDS OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads, obviously. I mean, come on. Whatever, he typed.
21. ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?
My face froze in an expression like this: XD "Oh my-" I chortled. Fang looked from me to the laptop in shock, before typing uhhh...
22. WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?
:3 I remained silent, that face pasted to me. "Maybe we should stop after this..." Fanfg muttered, and I nodded, my day significantly lightened.
All questions are from Fang: A Maximum Ride Novel.