Okay so this is a random fanfic me and Rosylips x topazeyes did whilst we were bored lol. It's called the 3 word game. Basically, it starts with" once there was" and then we both write down 3 words every time and gradually make up the most random story EVER!
Kay so HERE WE GO!
Once there was a boy called Emmett Cullen and he ate smelly car pizzas that weren't really pizzas but he really liked random things such as Edward's juice from his fridge magnet because Bella wanted a Chihuahua named Jacob, but she was worried that Rosalie would eat it.
At the hospital, Esme visited Carlisle where they made hot, steamy, cookies! They were very loud and woke up the coma patients, who started dancing to Glee! Don't stop believin' shouted Charlie in his boxers because he was teleported by the Doctor from the police of Tusla, Oklahoma.
Jessica and Jasper were practicing their technique because Victoria had ordered them to dance to My Humps in front of the President who was with Alice, shopping in Meadowhall shopping centre. Topshop, Primark and Ann Summers, where Mike worked for Leah Clearwater, she blackmailed him into working there by taking pictures of Mike in pink leotards and tights and threatened that she would post them on the Internet, mainly Facebook.
Meanwhile Renesmee was hiding in a cupboard from J Jenks because he wanted Edward's and Bella's DNA to file their whereabouts for a lawsuit against Vampires called 'the creepos'.
FIN
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Hollywood Vamp (HV): Ok I think we should stop now.
Rosylips x topazeyes (RLTE): Nooo! Why?
HV: Because you are very hyper and this will become very wrong if we continue
RLTE: Fine. But we need to do a sequel.
HV: ... fine!
Okay so this was very random, please Read and Review, any comments are welcome. We hope you liked It :D
See you soon xx