Javert isn't mine, unfortunately. He belongs to that wonderful Victor Hugo. The idea belongs to All That. This amusing little combination belongs to me. Enjoy.
Scene: An empty stage. Javert is sitting in a director's chair in the middle. A voice floats down as the camera zooms in, accompanied by a pretty light display.
VO: Know your stars, know your stars, know your stars, know your stars...
VO: Inspector Javert...loves him some fluffy pink bunnies.
Javert: Fluffy pink bunnies? Mere child's play! Do I look like a child to you?
VO: Inspector Javert...was captain of the swim team in high school.
Javert: No I wasn't! I can't swim at all! Do you mock me?
VO: Inspector Javert...is so obsessive he pursued an innocent man for twenty years.
Javert: 24601? He violated his parole! He needed to be brought to justice! He broke the law!
VO: Yup. He's obsessed.
Javert: I am not!
VO: Now you know...Inspector Javert.
Javert: No they don't! You know nothing of Javert!!!
The camera zooms out, leaving Javert alone in his fury. The audience applauds and the stage fades to black.
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