(Authors notes. I do not own l4d in any way or form. It belongs to valve.)
No mercy hospital.
I was more or less pacing back and forth in front of the elevator exit waiting for the cause of the gunshots early to come up. i knew they were coming because the elevator was showing the floors it was going up through. when the doors finally opened the survivors cautiously walked looking for any sign of infected they didn't even show any surprise when they saw
me. Instead the biker looking on with a shotgun just opened fired and got a head shot at point blank range. they looked around for any more infected not even noticing that i was still alive
and watching.
Imagine there surprise when I stood back up. needless to say it was priceless All of them this time shot at me. And there accuracy is very commendable. it probably sent me flying 3 feet or more. they then watched me for several moments waiting to see if i would get up again. waiting to see if i was alive. I got up right as they walked right in front of me. and scared the crap out of the biker one. This time i decide to speak before they got over the shock. I said hello would you please stop shooting me. As much as i don't mind it it does get in the way of greeting people. The expression on there faces was even better then before. It was so funny that i actually brought out a camera and took a picture. The flash from the camera knocked them out of there stupor. The old one with a m16 asked very bluntly what the hell was I. My response was very simply i am the zombie. At which point they had backed pretty far away enough that they felt it safe to stop and aim. It seemed my response did absolute nothing to reassure them. At which point i said in hope of not getting shot again that i appear in the name of peace. The old one appeared to be uncomfortable with staying in one spot for a long time asked why the hell would i come in peace sense i was infected. I said truthfully because they were the last humans alive in the city. The old one again asked why did that matter to a infected. My next words definitely put them on edge when i said Because when you guys go my food will disappear eventually. Funnily enough they thought i was referring to them as food. I decided to clear matters up before getting shot again. I meant your guns as food as well as the bullets. they are my food. In fact i am allergic to meat. i can stomach it at all. The old one who was supposedly the leader of the group nodded thoughtful. I put fourth the suggestion that we continue this suggestion inside a safe house. They agreed very quickly except on one condition that i stay out side on the other end meaning i got a tantalizing glimpse of all the ammo and guns they had there. i was getting hungry while they slept. they had gone in to the safe room and immediately fell a sleep. Which was surprising. but then considering they had fought very hard to get here for most of the night. i decided to snack on the rail way that remained on the stairs. Sadly there wasn't much but took the edge off of my hunger. I spent the rest of the night alternately running inventory on the stuff i had eaten and trying to get to the bar locking the safe room. they had lots of food in there. I didn't get inside sadly but on the plus side i found a tool chest underneath the stairs for some reason but i didn't complain food was food. a couple of boring hours later. the sleepy heads finally woke up. It was night now. and after a couple of minutes of them talking inside and getting ready they finally came out. they had decided to let me tag along seeing that i couldn't eat them and had no desire to kill them. They also didn't know just how well armed i was seeing as that i had no claws no extend o tongue nor did i have the arms of a tank. Instead i had all the weapons i had ever eaten. and that numbered fairly high. they were surprised to see no infected on the roof except me. since i had been put in front of them for they said protection. which was true it may give them enough time to get 10 steps in. any way by now they had gotten to the radio i was up on the roof where the mini gun was deciding weather or not i should eat it. I was just about to when the biker one Francis as they call him came up. He was apparently the most suspicious of them. and was very surprised to see me with my mouth open about to take a huge bite out of it. I immediately stopped. After getting caught they decide to keep me well away from any weapons meaning i was sitting out in front of the room they were in. When they alerted the horde by calling in a chopper. I thought this was going to be pretty fun considering i rarely find infected charging toward me. need less to say i took out twin Uzis and started to mow them down. Still wish i could have gotten that mini gun but oh well. This was the biggest horde i had ever seen so far the survivors were having trouble holding out. sense they got hit mostly by other special infected. I took care of most of the common but the other specials were to fast except for the boomer i didn't attack him because he was slow and i didn't want to get bile on me. a couple minutes later and who knows how many rounds of ammo. a tank appear. unfortunately for it. it had decide to attack me first probably because i shot it a couple of times. when it reached back to punch me and probably send me off the roof. i Jumped up and took out a auto shotgun from my stomach and scored several point blank shots in the head pretty much destroying its face. it fell down dead a couple of seconds afterward. At that time i heard the helicopter come in. At the same time i saw it the other survivors rushed towards it. it was at this point i decided that the roof should not exist any more and pulled out a lot of c4 and dynamite. The survivors barely made it to the helicopter before 2 tanks got them. as the helicopter took off i finished planting all the c4 and dynamite and jumped to the roof of the next building. 5 seconds later the entire roof top of mercy hospital was gone. and i had recorded the entire thing with a camera. I had planned on going with the survivors on the helicopter but blowing up the roof seemed more fun at the time. END of chapter one. :)