Leon S Kennedy ran to the railings and looked over as a helicopter rose up with Ada Wong inside. "Ada!"
Ada waved the Las Plagas sample she had in her hand, "don't worry, I'll take good care of it!" With her other hand she activated a countdown which appeared at the top of the screen above Leon's head.
Leon looked up as it counted down from 3 minutes, "what the fuck?"
"Better get off the island fast!" She threw some keys to him but they fell over the edge of the platform. "Shit. Oh well, sucks to be you!" The helicopter flew away as Leon ran to the elevator.
Leon got out of the elevator and ran to Ashley who beamed at him, "hey Leon. I've been spending some quality time with the Merchant here and we have a lot in common."
Leon put out his hand, "that's nice but – shut up! The island is going to blow up and way need a way off now!"
The Merchant smiled as he pulled back a covering to a secret passage, "follow me stranger…and Ashley."
The 3 arrived on the beach and the Merchant pulled back yet another covering to reveal a…strange choice of vehicle.
The island exploded as Leon, Ashley and the Merchant escaped in…a swan shaped peddle-boat. Leon stopped to take a breath, "nice escape but can we swap over at some point? My legs are killing me!"
The Merchant sat in the back of the boat with an arm around Ashley, "keep peddling stranger."
"For the last fucking time my name is Leon!" He groaned, "no amount of pesetas is worth this!"
Meanwhile Ashley gazed into the Merchant's eyes, "thanks for helping us to escape. How about you come back to my place and we do some…overtime?"
The Merchant laughed, "heh, heh, heh. Thank you!"
Leon continued bad-mouthing the Merchant until his radio went off. The writer, Scottacon, appeared on the screen. "Finally the line's jack free…I know because it says so here in my script."
Leon smiled, "hey Scottacon, no glasses. How about you give me your number when we get back?"
Scottacon paused, "…okay I'll write it down for you."
Leon grinned to himself, "story of my life."