Head vs. You
A Red vs Blue oneshot
By
EvilFuzzy9
"PULL!"
A gunshot rang through the air of the canyon. This was followed shortly by the sound of crackling ceramic as a clay pigeon was blasted into dust.
"Excellent shot, sir!" said a man in maroon MJOLNIR armor, who was holding a standard issue MA5D assault rifle at rest.
"Yep, I'd say my aim's improved by about fifty percent ever since I instituted those changes to our training equipment," said a man in regimental red, pumping his M90 shotgun to eject the spent shell casings. His voice was gruff, and he spoke with a vaguely Southern accent.
"All you did was paint the pigeons orange," said a man in armor that just so happened to be the same color as the ceramic discs that had been loaded into the launcher. He had an MA5D slung over his back, and was seated next to the clay pigeon firing device.
"Yep," said the man in red. "Improved my aim by fifty percent." He made a point of audibly reloading his weapon with the barrel trained at the back of the orange one's head. His finger was on the trigger the entire time.
"PULL!" he shouted again, once he'd finished reloading.
The man in orange sighed. He pressed the button to make the device fire, and a clay disc the same color as his armor shot into the air.
The man in red pulled the trigger on his shotgun.
Grif ended that day with a helmet full of buckshot.
A/N: RvB drabbles? Why not. XD
Updated: 12-8-13
TTFN and R&R!
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