A/N: This is my first story please be kind.

Disclaimer: NOT MINE! OK, BACK OFF ALL YOU LAYWER TYPE PEOPLE! NOT MAKING ANY MONEY OUT OF THIS!


"Hermione wake up, you'll be late for class and you just missed breakfast!" Ginny yelled down Hermione's ear. As a good friend, Ginny pushed her out of bed and all you could see was this thing running around the room getting changed. At last, Hermione got to Snape's room and was welcomed with

"Miss Granger, you are late- just sit down." So she found her place next to Harry and Ron. As Snape was talking to the class, Ron kept asking questions.

"Where have you been? What hve you been doing? Why is your cloak the wrong way round?" and so on. As he was asking these questions, Hermione reached forward and grabbed her tummy. Hermione put her hand up to tell Snape she was going to be sick when

"Now do any of you know the answer?" Snape turned round "Not you Miss Granger, how about – ah yes, Mr. Longbottom?" As he said that, she stood up and yelled.

"NO SIR, I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO BE SICK!"

And out came the sick.

"Go to the Hospital Wing Miss Granger. Miss Weasley, go with her in case it happens again." Snape said, looking unconcerned. Everyone stared at each other, wondering what had happened to Hermione.

"Mr Longbottom, answer the question." Snape said acting like nothing had happened. Harry, being an idiot, got some of the sick and threw it at Snape. It hit his greasy black hair.

"Sorry Sir." He said while laughing. " I meant to hit Crabbe!" And so Snape turned around.

"Yes Potter, I really believe you, since Crabbe is on the other side of the room. You're as gay as your Godfather!" Then he stopped. Harry yelled.

"YAY! I'm happy, I'm gay!" Ron shook his head and put it on the table, saying

"I don't know him, I don't know him, no not at all, definitely don't know him."

Harry sat there being as quiet as a mouse, well not really but anyway for the rest of the lesson no one dared to talk. At the end, Harry and Ron were whispering to each other and they didn't realize the next class had come in and sat down. They looked up and there was Snape giving them the most evil look they had ever received and out they rushed.


A/N: So, did you enjoy it? By the way, I do think Harry's godfather is gay (and Harry- but not together 'coz that's sick.) That's only chapter one, there is more, but I want at least 5 reviews before I put the next one on.:)