The Young and the Stupid.
"I'm sorry sir, but you have AIDs." The doctor said to the man informally not trying to laugh at his misfourtane. "I KNEW PETE WOULD DO THIS TO ME!" The man yelled, but this wasn't any man, he was like Jesus,
but better, this man was, Patrick, Patrick Stump. So the doctor gave him some ice cream to make him feel better about his condition. Patrick said "Thanks." and sucked it up like a vaccuum sucks up dirt. Pete at the other hand was at home singing...in the shower. "IF YA THINK I'M SMEXY, AND YOU WANT MY BODEH C'MON SUMMIN SUMMIN'" Andy knocked on the door, "SHUT UP." His phone rang while he continued down the hallway,
"Hello?" Andy asked. "ANDY!YOU WON'T BELIEVE WANT PETE DID TOO ME!DJSHCDSJKBSW!" Patrick cried.
Andy sighed and asked, "What did he do?" acting like he really cared.
"HE GAVE ME THE AIDs!" Patrick yelled.
"THAT BAS-Is that even possible?" He asked.
"IT IS ACCORDING TO THE DOCTOR FUCKTARD!" Patrick cried.
"Hey, your acting like a women who's pregnant." Andy said.
"I HAVE GODDAMN AIDs YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Patrick was pissed and Andy has about as much sympathy as a rock. So he did what anyone does in denial. He hung up. Patrick got home and didn't talk to anyone, because he was thinking what Andy said, "Hey, your acting like a women who's pregnant." So Patrick went to his room and locked the door. Andy and Patrick came out of their rooms at the same time.
Andy was shocked, he dropped his iPod. "PATRICK! I SAID YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A PREGNANT WOMEN,
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE ONE!" Patrick had on a dress for pregnant woman, which Andy didn't have a clue why he put it on, or where he got it.
"I'm sorry sir, but you have AIDs." The doctor said to the man informally not trying to laugh at his misfourtane. "I KNEW PETE WOULD DO THIS TO ME!" The man yelled, but this wasn't any man, he was like Jesus,
but better, this man was, Patrick, Patrick Stump. So the doctor gave him some ice cream to make him feel better about his condition. Patrick said "Thanks." and sucked it up like a vaccuum sucks up dirt. Pete at the other hand was at home singing...in the shower. "IF YA THINK I'M SMEXY, AND YOU WANT MY BODEH C'MON SUMMIN SUMMIN'" Andy knocked on the door, "SHUT UP." His phone rang while he continued down the hallway,
"Hello?" Andy asked. "ANDY!YOU WON'T BELIEVE WANT PETE DID TOO ME!DJSHCDSJKBSW!" Patrick cried.
Andy sighed and asked, "What did he do?" acting like he really cared.
"HE GAVE ME THE AIDs!" Patrick yelled.
"THAT BAS-Is that even possible?" He asked.
"IT IS ACCORDING TO THE DOCTOR FUCKTARD!" Patrick cried.
"Hey, your acting like a women who's pregnant." Andy said.
"I HAVE GODDAMN AIDs YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" Patrick was pissed and Andy has about as much sympathy as a rock. So he did what anyone does in denial. He hung up. Patrick got home and didn't talk to anyone, because he was thinking what Andy said, "Hey, your acting like a women who's pregnant." So Patrick went to his room and locked the door. Andy and Patrick came out of their rooms at the same time.
Andy was shocked, he dropped his iPod. "PATRICK! I SAID YOU WERE ACTING LIKE A PREGNANT WOMEN,
I NEVER SAID YOU WERE ONE!" Patrick had on a dress for pregnant woman, which Andy didn't have a clue why he put it on, or where he got it.
After Pete found out he gave Patrick AIDs, he ran away and live in Ohio the rest of his life. After a few years, gay marriage was legal, and Andy and Patrick got married, and Patrick bought more dresses for himself. Then Joe quit Fall Out Boy and became a lumberjack.
THE END.
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