Seba-chin and Claude were sitting in a tub spooning.
"I think your Bocchan gon die," Seba-chin pointed out to Claude. "U have to feed it food sometimes, like twice a day at LEAST."
"Ughhh I wish Alois would hurry up and die tho," Claude was Like. "I just want to get back to having sex with spiders, tbh," Claude was rolling a joint.
"Please don't do that in the tub in my house. Ciel can smell that, God," Sebi said. God was looking down on Sebi, thinking, "That is rly innaproprite."
"Look, I will teach you how to make tea for Alois," Sebi offered. "You just need more motivation. You have to set goals for urself. A weekly goal, a 5 year goal. Rite now you are an incontinent butler."
Ciel was knocking on the bathroom door. "SEBASTIAN! STOP READING ON THE TOILET AND CARRY ME TO THE KITCHEN!"
Sebi shoved Claude out the window naked and opened the door."But Bocchan u walked past the kitchen to get here, u could have just turned slightly to the left and been there."
Ciel bitch-slapped Sebi, "DEMONS DON'T EVEN HAVE TO GO #2" ^_^
"I'm cold" Said Claude outside. When he got home, Alois had a lot of questions for him.
"Hi ur highness."
"Claude do you have spiders down there too-"
"Yes and they are contagious now bye"