My rent an elf store!
BE VERY AFRAID!

This is just my weird dream from 2 nights ago. Not especially funny, but made me laugh...

I run the rent an elf store! The elves are in boxes with labels! It looks a bit like a video rental store!

I walk in.
'Good morning!'
All the Elves chorus;
'Good morning!'
Then I get a customer! It is PJ, and he says...
'can I have one with long blonde hair, good at archery, blue eyes?'
'Take your pick!' I reply. Then I wake up, on my little sister hits me on the face repetedly................
Ah well.

Then I take my sister downstairs and go back to bed.
In this dream I am feeding the Elves pringels.

***DISCLAIMER***
Can you own dreams??????