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Sherlock, I may have a case for you. Please do reply.
MH
Sherlock! Why is there a leg in my bed? Oh never mind. We are so not sleeping with each other tonight.
JW
John, it was for science! No need to get upset.
SH
Everything you do is apparently for 'science' Like when you got in the shower with me without warning. What the hell kind of data did you get out of that 'experiment' anyway?
JW
That you're very ticklish in the most interesting places.
SH
Sherlock, certainly you have time enough from your busy schedule to reply to your brother...
MH
Yeah, and I don't need you tickling me again. =(
JW
Please John. The usage of emoticons serve no true purpose.
SH.
Whatever, they just annoy you don't they? =D
JW
No.
SH
=P XD 3 :x ;-) T_T =/
JW
Do you want to be tickle tortured again? I have the rope and will go for the bare feet.
SH
OK! I'll stop! I'LL STOP!
JW
Call me! ;-)
JM
John. Moriarty contacted me again.
SH
Just ignore the texts.
JW
I don't think I can...
SH
CALL ME! =x
JM
You know you want to
JM
Just a five minute chat...
JM
It's not like I'm trying to deflower you or anything...
JM
You are a virgin right?
JM
DON'T TELL ME JOHN BEAT ME TO IT! D:
JM
Sherlock. I must admit I'm becoming slightly irritated at your lack of response. If you don't want to talk then please at least tell me.
MH
Sherlock, how long does it take you to get milk?
JW
You miss me?
SH
No. I mean...yeah...I was just wondering what was taking you so long...
JW
Okie-dokie. I'm smiling and laughing on the outside butintheinsideI'mreallygetting PISSED OFF!
JM
John. Ill be back the day after tomorrow. Tell Mycroft to fuck off.
SH
What! What's going on? Sherlock!
JW
I'm being stalked by Moriarty's goons right now and I can't fight them all off at once. Nor can I make a run for it since they have surrounded me. I'll be abducted but no doubt make my escape in two days.
SH
Wait, they're surrounding you? Are they just watching you text?
JW
Mwahahaha! Now you're going to have to talk to me face to face, aren't you? We'll have a niiiiiiiice loooooooong chat when they bring you to me, darling. :-3
JM
John, this is my last text before the guy in front of me takes it. For the love of God, don't get all anxious again and throw up like you did last time.
SH
I don't throw up when I'm anxious!
JW
Sherlock?
JW
Sherlock!
JW
Look! Im using emoticons! =P
JW
NOOOOOOOOOO!
JW
Baby brother. I've had it with you. You're always so stubborn so I have to resort to this. For every hour you don't text back, I'm giving John one embarrassing secret of yours. With love, your brother.
MH
Sherlock. Mycroft just told me that you played with Barbie dolls in the past. Lol. Was that for science too? XD
JW
...Oh I forgot. You're still kidnapped... =(
JW