Shop-Shop-A Tik Tok Parody
Wake up in the morning feeling like Wen Kinoc
*Hey, what up O'aka*
Grab my items, I'm out the inn, I'm gonna hit Mushroom Rock
*Let's sell*
Before I leave, cast my feet with a strong spell of haste
Cause I've got goods to sell and there's no time to waste
I'm talking potions for your woes, woes
Eyedrops to see your foes, foes
Softs so you won't be stones, stones
Back-packing, out here with my remedies
Chilling in my cool capris
Say, could you lend me some gil please?
Please stop, time to shop
Tidus, buy some items now
Yessir, get the cure
You'll be satisfied I'm sure
Big sale, you can't fail
Just shop until you drop, yeah
Please stop, time to shop
Tidus, buy some items now
Yessir, get the cure
You'll be satisfied I'm sure
Big sale, you can't fail
Just shop until you drop, yeah
Ain't got a friend in the world, but got plently of style
Ain't got much gil in my pocket, but pretty soon it will pile
Now the folks are lining up, cause they hear I'm half price
But I've got to save my best because I charge Seymour twice
I'm talking weapons for your friends, friends
Don't be afraid to spend, spend
It's the awesome sale that never ends, ends
That's right, don't trust other merchant bloaks, bloaks
Cause their prices are a joke, joke
Prices are a jokes, joke
Prices are a joke
Please stop, time to shop
Tidus, buy some items now
Yessir, get the cure
You'll be satisfied I'm sure
Big sale, you can't fail
Just shop until you drop, yeah
Please stop, time to shop
Tidus, buy some items now
Yessir, get the cure
You'll be satisfied I'm sure
Big sale, you can't fail
Just shop until you drop, yeah
Tidus, buy something now
Some potion please
Your gil, I need
Yeah, it's full price
So much to buy
It's full price still
I know we're friends
But it's full price
Tidus, buy something now
Some potion please
Your gil, I need
Yeah, it's full price
Would you like change
Please take your change
Please take your change
Now the savings don't start till I walk in...
AN: Hope you liked it! :P