THE 9 – PART 0
by Austin Bittner
An African airplane; it just crashed with the Hangover people inside. They died. But they didn't. When the plane exploded, they fell out of it and landed smack dab in the middle of France; the place they always desired to be. But little did they know, the deep shit they were in.
"Wow we're in France that's cool, for us, I guess", Alan exclaimed.
"Fuck you Alan", Phil told Stu.
"Fucking where is fucking everything fucking? Where is the Eiffel Tower in France?" Phil asked.
Suddenly, an explosion rocks the ears of the Hangover people, which reveal that they're in Normandy in 1944. On June 6th. No.
Captain John Miller and his army arrive on the shores and are shot down instantly by the bad people who are French too.
"Just what the heck do we do in France?", Alan asked himself.
"Man, I don't even know, we're just in the middle of explosions and people dying, no big deal", Phil told nobody.
"Phil, you're a big-ass nerd", Stu told Phil, which is funny because the NERD is calling somebody else a NERD HAH.
The Hangover people decide to help Miller's army by distracting the French people with their funny. But they unfortunately find out that they're not funny.
"We're not funny!" Stu said.
"Uh oh, pasta-o's!" Alan told a French people.
The Hangover people, all out of French ideas, decide to walk out of the beach, leaving Miller's army to die and other bullshit like that. Wandering in France, the wandering Hangover people wonder in their wanderings.
"Now how the dip-dapelly shit did we end up in Normandy in 1944?", Stu asked.
"Fucking the African plane must've been a time fucking machine", Phil said in the cool breeze.
Later, the Hangover people discover an African note that fell out of the plane when it exploded. It said…
"The plane has a flux-capacitor and might be a DeLorean, but it isn't. But it can time travel and that's pretty cool."
It isn't until then that a mysterious object appears in the sight of the Hangover people. It's a DeLorean. Eh.
"It must be Doc Brown", Stu said.
"Wow, it's Cock Brown!" Alan told Alan.
"Alan." Phil asked himself quietly.
Hoping to get information from Doc Brown, the Hangover people are brutally killed after getting run over by the speeding DeLorean.
There were some photographs, but it turns out there wasn't.
THE END