[theme music]
Sailor Moon: Stand back, musketeers. They shall sample our blades. Touche.[grunting]
Musketeers? Hm? En garde? Our blades?
Sailor Chibi Moon: Hey, psst. Whoever's in charge here?The scenery! Where's the scenery?
Sailor Moon:Stand back, musketeers. They shall sample my...blade?Mm? Okay, have it your way.
Chibi Moon" Moon Mcdonald , he had a far And on this farm he had an igloo E I ee hi oh h Would it be too much to ask if we could make up our minds? Hmm?
Tuxedo Mask: Dashing through the snow Ya ha ha ha Through the fields we go Laughing all the way
All: Farewell to thee Farewell to thee The wind will carry back our sad refra-a-in One last embrace before we say Hmm. Hmph.
Sailor Moon: Buster, it may come as a complete surprise to you to find that this is an animated cartoon. And that in animated cartoons they have scenery. And in all the years We've-(Tuxedo Mask) 'Alright, wise guy, where are we?'
Sailor Moon Chibi Moon and Tuxedo Mask dress in the Wild West.
[no audio]Chibi Moon holding up a sign. (SOUND PLEASE!)
[shooting][horn][donkey braying] hee-haw. hee-haw, hee-haw[rooster crowing][laugh][monkey chattering]meow[screaming]
Sailor Moon: And We've never been so humiliated in all our lives!Look, Mac, just what's going on around here?Let's get organized. Hmm? How about some scenery?
[Artist scribbles a town.]
Chibi Moon: That's dandy. Ho ho. That's rich, I'll how about some color, stupid. [The Artist paints on Chibi Moon.]Hey! Not on Us, you slop artist! [panting] Well, where's the rest of us?
Tuxedo Mask: It isn't as though we haven't lived up to our contracts, goodness knows. And goodness knows, it isn't as though we haven't kept ourselves knows, We-we've done that.
They're various creatures.
Sailor Moon:That's strange. All of a sudden, We don't quite feel like ourselves. Oh, We feel alright. And yet, I-I, uh...e-e-e! You know better than that!('Well?')
Sailor Chibi Moon as a Boat Sailor
Chibi Moon: Hmm. Sea picture, eh?I always wanted to do a sea epic. Now, Mr. Rembrandt, if you'll kindly obligewith a little appropriate scenery. Over the sea let's go men We're shovin' right off we're shovin' right off Again?
*splash*
Sailor Moon: Hey, come here! Come here! Give me a close-up.A is a close-up?[screaming] A close-up, you jerk! A close-up!Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.
(All Come Together)
Tuxedo Mask Now look, buster, let's have an understanding.
thud
Now what? Brother, what a way to run a railroad. Now, as I was saying-splat[grunting][panting]A-a-ah!Alright, let's get this picture started.
(Chibi Moon) 'No-o! No-o!'Listen, pal, let's discuss this thing sanely, huh?Look, we'll tell you what. You go your way and We'll go Ours. Live and let live, right? Right.
Sailor Moon: Ladies and gentlemen, there will be no further We shall attempt to entertain you in our own inim-m-mitable fashion.- Now what?
Evil Twin - What are you doing down there?Down here? What are you doing up there? Down here.
Tuxedo Mask: Listen, bud, if you weren't us, We'd smack you right in the puss.
Evil Twin: Don't let that bother ya, Jack! Tuxedo Mask: Okay, buddy, you asked for it.[whirring]thud
Chibi Moon Cool, We're a buzz family! [whirring] *crash* Uh-oh. Time to hit the old -o-o! Anvil appears [whooshing] clang
All: "Under a spreading chestnut tree the village smithy stands" *Explosive Bullet appears* mitch, a mighty man is he, with strong and sinewy..kaboom...hands."Alright, enough is is the final, the very, very last straw! Who is responsible for this? We demand that you show yourself! Who are you?
*door closes*
Me: Ain't I a stinker?