Sterotypical

by Jay Way101

Someone is posting some pretty stereotypical stuff around Hogwarts! Gryffindor: "I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!" Slytherin: "We're future Death Eaters. Deal with it." Hufflepuff: "You may be smarter, cooler, and better, but we still think you suck." Ravenclaw: "I can kill you with my brain." What is going on! *Slight hints of Draco/Harry*

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Harry Potter stared at the Gryffindor Common Room door silently. Plastered across said door was large piece of paper decorated with red and gold confetti. The top of the paper, told him it was titled 'GRYFFINDORKS'. Other Gryffindors came to read the large sign, as well, which stated:

Gryffindor:

1. Welcome to Gryffindor, a Weasley has probably slept in your bed.

2. Gryffindors: Brave to the point of idiocy.

3. Gryffindor: Because we blur the line between bold and stupid every time.

4. The beautiful, the brave and the bold.

5. Gryffindor: I'll kick your ass.

6. I'm in Gryffindor, you're in Gryffindor- let's hug!

7. Gryffindor: because we get enough exercise just pushing our luck.

8. No excuses, rule breaking is customary.

9. Gryffindors are attention whores.

Some laughed, others fumed. Ron was in the fuming category.

"Who the bloody hell, do they think they are?!"

"Who's 'they'?", asked Harry.

"Well, the Slytherins, obviously!"

Hermione shook her head. "No, Ron. It might not have been them."

"It had to be! Right, Harry?"

Harry looked at Ron, and nodded vigorously. Upon seeing Hermione's glare, however, he shook his head in the negative. Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Come on, let's get some breakfeast."

Ron continued to rant about "no good, slimy snakes", while Harry day-dreamed about a certain "no good slimey" blond snake, and Hermione just shook her bushy head at the both of them.