Meta Knight was walking in a forest, but suddenly he saw a cheeseburger. It looked so delicious. He picked up the cheeseburger and ate it. It was the tastiest cheeseburger that he had ever eaten. The food gave him super powers that made him know how to get back to Pupu Village.
Meta Knight got back to Pupu Village, and went into a random store. He bought 5,000,000,000 cheeseburgers. When he ate them, he realized that they didn't taste as good as the cheeseburger he ate earlier. He was so mad. He slapped Sword and Blade and forced them to hunt for cheeseburgers in Cheeseburger Forest. There was no such thing as Cheeseburger Forest, but Meta Knight believed that it was real. He saw it on TV last week. Sword and Blade thought that he was sick, so they took him to the doctor.
Dr. Yabui told them that Meta Knight had cheeseburger. When you eat a cheeseburger that you find in the forest, you get super powers and a cheeseburger addiction. It was very serious. Meta Knight drew 100 pictures of cheeseburgers. They looked very realistic, so he ate them.
It was almost Cheeseburger Day, a holiday celebrating cheeseburgers. There are always cheeseburger eating contests, cheeseburger merry-go-rounds, and many more. Meta Knight had to get rid of cheeseburger before it was Cheeseburger Day!
It was now Cheeseburger Day. Meta Knight still didn't get rid of the disease, but he had a plan. It was the best plan in the world. He called it Project Cheeseburger. He will eat all of the cheeseburgers on Cheeseburger Day. He didn't know that he was going to ruin Cheeseburger Day, so it was up to Dedede to stop him. Dedede wanted to ruin Cheeseburger Day more than anything… well… not more than getting Blade to like him.
Meta Knight ate all of the cheeseburgers in the world, and then he was cured from cheeseburger. Everyone got mad at him for eating all of the cheeseburgers, and kicked him out of the village. He started living a forest without any problems, but he found another cheeseburger and ate it.
THE END