THE AKEMI AND OSAMU SHOW!!!
Hello random person for whom I don't know! Nice to meet you! This is my first fanfic! I hope you like it! I keep using exclamation marks! Oh well! On with the show!
-Bebop
Disclaimer: The only people I own are Akemi and Osamu who I just made up randomly in my head! Yay randomness!
::random people singing:: THE AKEMI AND OSAMU SHOW!!!
Akemi: Hello! Welcome to the Akemi and Osamu show! I'm Akemi, and the wet blanket over there is Osamu! Say hi Osamu!
Osamu: I'm not cut out to be a talk show host…
Akemi: COFFEE BEANS!!!
Osamu: ::slaps his forehead:: ::mumbles:: Our first guest is our ever so lovable dog boy, Inuyasha…
Akemi: With more feeling Osamu!
Osamu: ::screams:: OUR FIRST GUEST IS OUR EVER SO LOVABLE DOG BOY, INUYASHA!!!
Akemi: That's better. ::looks around:: Where is he?
::BACKSTAGE::
Inuyasha: ::playing Inuyasha Feudal Fairytale as Shippo going against himself::
The Stage Dude Named Ed: Inuyasha, you're on.
Inuyasha: Just five more minutes…
::ONSTAGE::
Akemi: INUYASHA!!! WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU?
Osamu: ::sighs::
The Stage dude Named Ed: ::whispers to Akemi:: pstt pst pst psttttttttt pssssssssst.
Akemi: O.O HEY! THAT'S MY GAME! ::runs backstage::
Osamu: We'll be back after this commercial break.
Commercial Dude: Are you tired of your dog boy always not doing what they're told? Do they always run off and do whatever they want to? Then this product is perfect for you. Introducing…THE MAGIC DOG SIT NECKLACE THINGY!!! This necklace was designed by Kaede just for your dog boy!
Kaede: It all started when Kagome unbound Inuyasha from the tree. Boy, was he a tough one to take control of! Then I had the brilliant idea to use thee dog necklace.
Commercial Dude: Now that's amazing! Let's have Kagome demonstrate it for us!
Kagome: Inuyasha, sit boy!
Inuyasha: ::BOOM:: ::CRASH:: ::THUD:: ::BOOP DIDDY BOOP BOOP::
Commercial Dude: That's amazing! And all you have to do is say sit! This can be yours for only 300 ¥! Please call 1-800-MYDOGBOYISANIDIOTSOPLEASEHELPME.
Osamu: Welcome back to The Akemi and Osamu show. Inuyasha is currently fighting for his video game freedom. Let's check out this cool action. ::walks backstage:: O.O ::quickly walks back onstage:: It looks like they're not fighting anymore…Did I mention that Akemi is crazy for Inuyasha?
::BACKSTAGE::
Akemi: ::cuddles:: ::snuggles::
Inuyasha: O.o O.O o.O
::ONSTAGE::
Osamu: Well…I guess the shows over…nothing to do…so…later…
::random people singing:: THE AKEMI AND OSAMU SHOW!!!
Ok…kinda short I know…more later! Hope you like! Fragmented sentences! Please review!
-Bebop