"Sasuke Uchiha! Get here right now!"

Sasuke had just reached the age of 17, he lived with his brother Itachi who despised him, and his guardian Kakashi hatake. His parents passed away when he was about 7, they had been murdered and the criminal had not been arrested.

"What now hatake?"A small smirk crept onto the Uchiha's lips.

"Where is my new volume of icha icha paradise?!" Nearly shaking Sasuke to death, the older man glared at him.

"Oh that thing. Well i borowed it. Since i am far through the series already."

Even if Sasuke was a bright student who didn't do drugs or go out and get completely paro, he did enjoy the odd one or two erotic stories.

"Sasuke.." Turning his attention to his older brother who had just entered the room, the raven completley forgot about the book.

"Me and Kakashi are going to greet the new neighbors. It's your own decision if you decide to come or not"

iNew neighbours /i Sasuke thought to himself wondering who they were and if they were going to be as annoying as the other ones. The truth is, Sasuke had scared the neighbours away with his death glare. Well that's what he thought anyway

" I guess i can..." walking away from the two males, Sasuke sighed and headed for his bedroom.

"Oh and brother...We'll be 10 minutes" Itachi didn't like the way his brother was so antisocial, he was hoping he could change him somehow.

" Neighbors....I hope they don't have annoying brats..." Sasuke mumbled to himself and Sat back on his bed. He picked up the book that he had borrowed off of Kakashi and flicked through the pages searching for a specific page.

The only problem Sasuke had with reading Icha paradise was the content always made him have a problem down below.

"Sasuke! We're leaving!" Onyx eyes stared at the clock on the side table, he wondered how twenty minutes could have gone that fast. i Must have been all that thinking /i

"All right!" Jumping off the bed, Sasuke glanced in the mirror at his appearance. He looked good enough to go out so didn't bother changing.

When Sasuke finally reached outdoors, the cold hit him all over. He let out a cold sigh then headed over to the were Kakashi and Itachi were.

"Now Sasuke, don't act like a complete bastard okay?" Itachi gave him a final smirk before knocking on the door. They waited a few minutes until a women with blonde hair threw the door open. Kakashi was kind of intimidated by the women, she was beautiful and had a stunning physic but she looked angry.

"S-Should we....Come back later?" Kakashi forced a smile on his face, though the women couldn't see, since he was wearing a hospital mask.

"Nonsense, Sorry if i scared you. It's just my grandson won't stop bouncing around everywhere" Sasuke frowned at the women, her description of her grandson made him son like a brat to Sasuke.

"Naruto! Jiraiya! Get some tea!" The blonde women gestured for them to follow her and they were happy to oblige.

" Oh i never introduced myself, I'm Tsunade, And this is jiraiya" She gave a smile to the Jiraiya and pounded her fist on the wall.

"Hurry up Naruto! It doesn't take an hour to make tea!"

A hole was left in the wall where Tsunade had hit it. This women must have had incredible strength to leave a dent.

"Please, take a seat." Kakashi, Sasuke and Itachi all sat on the couch, feeling a little uncomfortable with this woman around.

"Sorry it took so long....Old hag" A blonde haired boy walked in with a tray of tea and small biscuits. Sasuke was wondering if this was the brat they were talking about.

"Well it's nice to meet you all, I'm Kakashi, this is Itachi and this is Sasuke." Sasuke didn't care much for greetings. And neither did Itachi, but at least he was making an effort.

"Why don't you and Sasuke go upstairs do something Naruto?" Naruto jumped on Sasuke making him fall off the couch, landing on his tailbone.

"Kakashi!" Sasuke didn't have time to protest before the blond haired boy began dragging him upstairs.

" So..." Naruto entered his room followed by the protesting Uchiha.

" You're Sasuke huh?" Naruto gave Sasuke a famous Uzumaki grin. The blonde sat on his computer chair and gestured for Sasuke to take a seat on his bed.

"What's with the dumbass grin?" Sasuke took a seat on the bed which had orange sheets on. They sheet had a small fox on it.

" It's not dumb! I just like to look happy!" Naruto pouted and looked at his computer, while Sasuke took a look around the blonds room. He looked on his book shelf only to see the familiar orange books.

"You like icha paradise to?" Sasuke asked questioningly toward Naruto. He picked up the volume he was currently on and sat on the bed again flicking through the pages.

"Well of course! Jiraiya is the author of those books so i just decided to read them." Joining Sasuke on the bed, Naruto sat opposite the raven and shrugged.

" I even have his latest one that hasn't been released yet. It's really good." Sasuke swallowed hard. Of course Sasuke knew his own sexual preferences and realized he liked men more than women, but how could the boy in front of him, with his cute azure eyes and.. i Wait a second....Did i just call him cute?! /i Sasuke shook his head and began reading.

"Sasuke! We're leaving!" Sasuke sighed and shook his head once again. Naruto watched as he left the room.

"S-See you tomorrow then!" Naruto called to Sasuke waving nervously.

Later that night, Sasuke was once again reading his book, not realizing how into the book he was, Sasuke didn't even notice the problem below again.

"Sasuke, you have a guest!" Looking down at his pants, the Uchiha slapped himself in the head.

"Shit!" Sapphire eyes met onyx, Sasuke was sat on his bed, his erection showing clearly.

"Y-Your brother sent me up. Sorry to interrupt." Naruto smiled and sat on the bed with Sasuke. Wondering if Sasuke was embarrassed.

"L-Listen! Can we do this another time. Cause I'm a bit...uh...sidetracked right now" The Uchiha looked down and covered his crotch with a pillow.

" Reading Icha Icha hey? Don't worry. I always get problems when i read them so i just.....take a cold shower" The blonde held out a book in his hand. It was the next volume of Icha paradise.

"I came round to lend you this, since you rushed off earlier." Sasuke nodded and took the book.

"Thanks a lot dobe" Naruto through the pillow that was previously covering Sasuke's crotch at his head.

"I'm not a dobe!" Naruto pouted and stretched. Sasuke watched as he walked toward the exit.

"I better go, since i start school tomorrow." Before Sasuke could ask what school he was attending, the blond had disappeared back next door.

"Stupid brat..." Sasuke mumbled and licked his dry lips. He undid his button on his trousers and pulled them off along with his dark blue boxers.

"He made this even worse for me..." Sasuke stroked his hand along his hard shaft and closed his eyes. He then wrapped his hand around his member and started pumping it hard.

It didn't take Sasuke to long to reach climax since Naruto hadn't helped his problem. The Uchiha groped around for a tissue to wipe his hand off.

"I guess I'm going to have to lock my door if that Dobe is going to keep coming in..."