A/N: Hello. 1327 here. First of all, to inform, I published this oneshot series because of these small and short LuNa ideas I have been having. For example, this one. So, practically, this is just where my rejected multiple chapter story ideas go, only shortened into a one shot. Hope you like. ;P
The sound of shuffling from behind her soon began to irritate the young woman as she roughly forced herself to complete her unfinished map. The sound of a door opening then closing caused a sigh of relief to escape her mouth as she smiled, now able to proceed working in silence.
It was a few minutes that the door opened once again, the sound of a pair of sandaled feet making its way across the room and plopping itself onto the bed, the sound of the cushion being pushed down from the sudden appliance of weight. Nami turned around, gritting her teeth as she looked at a certain raven haired teen spread across the bed. It wasn't just a bed. It was her bed.
"Luffy, what are you doing?" she seethed and clenched her fists, watching Luffy slowly peel a banana. Is that where he went? The kitchen?
The straw hat wearing captain peered over at her, but glanced back at the piece of fruit in his hand. He took off the rest of the banana peel and threw it behind him, landing softly with a thud on the floor.
Nami quickly sat up, swiftly walking over to him and landing a punch right on top of his skull. He grunted in pain and held his head. "Nami...!" he whined, sticking out his bottom lip to a pout while one hand still held onto his fruit. The orange haired woman huffed, quite annoyed, and crossed her arms, walking back to the desk.
She sat on the wooden chair and picked up the pen, beginning to trace the sketched lines made from the rough pencil sketch marks, careful not to stray far from the outlines. It was then that he had decided to ask her a simple question that made her head explode and her pen to crack under the pressure she was currently putting on the item.
"Oi, Nami." he mumbled. There was a long pause in his sentence, and she thought that he had fallen asleep so she glanced from across her shoulder. She was wrong of her thought and instead saw Luffy sitting up, staring at the banana with a serious expression on his face. Nami raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"Lu-"
"Oi, Nami..."
The corners of her lips twitched from his sudden interruption and turned on her seat, glaring daggers at the boy. "What is it?"
Luffy turned his head to face her direction, sporting furrowed brows and frowning lips.
"Why do bananas look like what I have here?" he asked, tilting his head to the side as he pointed down to where his shorts covered a certain area near his thighs. Before he knew it, he was pummeled to the ground by a shower of fists, to which was owned by his very navigator's.
He cried in pain, dropping the banana as he did not seem to care about the food anymore, and clutched his currently in pain, fractured bone. Nami loomed over him, expression dark and irritated.
"Don't ask me a stupid question like that!" she screamed, landing another punch at the boy. Luffy whined, rubbing his head.
"It does look like it! See!" Luffy reached down and hooked the waist line of his shorts with his fingers, stretching the band for Nami to see. The orange haired woman's face erupted to a red and pink hue, her expression bewildered and surprised. Her head lowered, bangs covering her eyes and hit the rubber boy with a fierce, strong punch once again.
Nami looked up, her face slightly flushed, watching as Luffy rolled on the floor in pain. Once he recovered, he sat up with a pout. His eyes averted to somewhere near her lower abdomen. This causing the girl to look down as well and seeing how he was looking at a certain spot she was quite uncomfortable with.
"Nami, do you have a kintama too?" he asked, tilting his head to the side.
"IDIOT!"
A/N: "Kintama" is a japanese slang term meaning the male testicle if some of you guys still haven't gotten to that arc yet. XD It literally translates to "Golden Ball" or "Golden Balls", as said in the Wiki.