Chapter 1

Lover's Chat

From: theboywholivesforginnym-mail.wand

To: hotredheadm-mail.wand

Ginny,

See you at breakfast (licking lips hungrily)!

Love

Harry

P.S. be afraid, be very afraid


From: hotredheadm-mail.wand

To: theboywholivesforginnym-mail.wand

Loverboy,

Can't wait (smiling sexily, thinking dirty thoughts)

Lovergirl


From: mandrakebabem-mail.wand

To: icharmallm-mail.wand

Filius,

Sit with me at breakfast? (wandering what he'd look like if he were taller)

the charmed one


From: icharmallm-mail.wand

To: mandrakebabem-mail.wand

ain't no mountain tall enough to keep me from sittin' with you babe!

the charming one


From: mandrakebabem-mail.wand

To: icharmallm-mail.wand

purr


From: loveforbooks/ronm-mail.wand

To: tapdancingspidersm-mail.wand

Ron,

Meet me in the library as usual? In the restricted section? Between the dark bookshelves? (yum!)

Intimidated


From: dumblebeem-mail.wand

To: loveforbooks/ronm-mail.wand, tapdancingspidersm-mail.wand

Dear Miss Granger and Mr. Weasley,

I am afraid I received the following m-mail on accident.

>Ron,

>Meet me in the library as usual? In the restriction section? Between the dark bookshelves? (yum!)

>Intimidated

Well, whatever you're doing, have fun!


From: hoochimamam-mail.wand

To: greasygitm-mail.wand

Sevvie!

Come to my office!

please? (dirty grin, evil laugh)

Love,

Your lover


From: greasygitm-mail.wand

To: hoochimamam-mail.wand

GET AWAY!

(scared whimper, stumble away, utterly disturbed look)

Help me?