Total Drama Angry Birds: Chapter 1.
A girl with brown hair, blue eyes, and white skin popped up. Surrounding her were no other than the Angry Birds.
"Hello, I'm Nicole!" she stated. "Welcome to Total Drama Angry Birds."
Now, these "Angry Birds" consisted of Red, the red bird: Chuck, the yeloow bird, Jay, Jake, and Jim, the blue birds: Bomb: the black bird: Matilda, the white bird: Hal, the green bird; Terence, the big red bird: Bubbles, the orange bird: Stella the pink bird: and Snowball, the Ice Bird.
"So, here's the plot of this game show: the flock is stuck on an island and must do outrageous things to escape." Nicole stated. "We are already on this island.
"I can't believe we're stuck on an island on a show like Total Drama!" complained Red.
"Now, Red, it's only the challenges that make it bad." Nicole corrected him.
Red just sighed.
"Anyway, first challenge," Nicole announced. "Stella, I dare you to put as many tattoos as you can on Red, your boyfriend."
Stella pulled out a black marker (don't worry, it's washable) and etched some tattoos on Red's featherly skin.
"AH! THESE PAINS ARE HURTING MY SKIN!" yelled Red.
A tattoo later...
"Done." Stella said. Red had passed out due to extreme pain. Stella had drawn a tattoo of AC/DC on Red's butt.
"...I don't approve. What if the tattoo on his BUTT gets us an M rating?" Terence asked.
"Tattoos are for fools!" Bubbles said, shooting a water gun at Red's tattoo.
"BUBBLES! WHY DID YOU DO THAT!?" Stella yelled, uppercutting Bubbles.
Just then, the Oxygen studio producers came out of freaking NOWHERE.
"Hello. Welcome to Bird Beatdown, where we HUMILATE birds by airing their fights on live TV!" one producer said.
"Ohhh goodnesses, first bad girls moving into a house and yelling at each other, now this? OXYGEN, GO BACK TO LIVE PROGRAMMING!" Matilda said to the producers.
"No way, chicken! We are getting more teenage viewers then adult viewers with this trash! If you want original programming, you better watch Netflix!" A female producer said.
"Darn you, teens." Red sighed, having woke up and heard the Oxygen producers.
"It was worth a try." Matilda stated.
Stella and Bubbles continued to brawl on the floor, while Oxygen video taped.
Meanwhile, in the Angry Birds Stella universe...
"What's on Oxygen? Hopefully not Bad Girls Club.." Dahlia said.
"This week on Oxygen: Bad girls? Bad BIRDS!?"
The TV showed her friend, Stella and her boyfriend Bubbles fighting.
"ONLY ON OXYGEN, the place for dumb girls yelling!"
"Meh. There's other channels like that." Dahlia sighed, changing the channel to Nickelodeon.
Back on the island...
Finally, the fight ended, with Stella having trapped Bubbles in...well, a bubble, and beating him up until the bubble popped.
"That'll teach you not to ruin my tattoo process!" Stella growled.
"Next Challenge, Snowball will describe everyone in one word!" Nicole annouced.
"Well, Red is useless, the Blues are cute, Chuck is fast.."
10 seconds later...
"..and Stella's hot. Thanks for the challenge."
"Last challenge!" Nicole announced.
"Why only 3 challenges?" Hal asked.
"Cause I felt like it." Nicole answered.
Everyone on the island except Nicole cheered. They would soon be sleeping for midnight.
"Anyway, the last challenge is that Chuck will say his darkest secret!" snickered Nicole.
"Well...My speed chemical is-"
'Chi-boo! Chi-boo!" the Blues giggled.
"My speed chemic-"
"IT'S THE BEEEESST DAAAAY EEEEVVEEEEEERRR!" Bubbles sang to his MP3.
"MY SPEED CHEMICAL IS-"
"TOOOOOOT!" Snowball said.
"OKAY! MY SPEED CHEMICAL IS 50 HOURS OF SONIC X!" Chuck yelled out.
Everyone gasped. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" they all said.
"Hehe, nevermind, hope you guys enjoyed this chapter, send in more dares in the reviews! Hehe," Nicole panted.
END OF CHAPTER 1