I am passionately in LOVE with the Moblin's Letter sidequest in Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker.
Hope you enjoy!
My Most Amourous Moblin Moe,
My life has been a complete disaster!
For as long as I can remember, my father and I lived in the streets of Windfall Island struggling with poverty.
Each and everyday it would become harder for us to obtain food and each night we would sleep out in the cold streets on our own.
If that was not bad enough, Mila, the wealthiest girl in the region would always tease me for wearing the same dirty clothes and being dirt poor.
I loathed her so much for taking her money for granted, but then again I secretly admired her for always looking so radiant in her rich beautiful jeweled gowns.
One beautiful starry night, I gazed up that the infinite sky wondering if my life will ever be as luxurious as Mila's.
As I stared in thought, I gasped as a shooting star flashed before my very eyes.
Before it, I wished for all of this poverty to be over, I wished with all my might that my life should change.
The shooting star did as I commanded because the very next morning I was snatched away from my father by a large feathered beast.
That was not exactly the kind of change I was expecting but it was too late for me to have second thoughts.
There I was resting on the beastily Fowl's giant grasp and flying over the vast blue ocean.
We soon arrived to a dark and scary place where two other girls were captured as well.
Then I recognized one of the girl's face.
"Ugh…do they even have air conditioning in this filthy place?" Mila replied, fanning herself. "It's so hot in here."
The other little girl had her short blonde hair wrapped in two pig-tails. "Not to worry." She smiled. "My big brother will come and rescue us all!"
"Shut up." Mila said disgusted. "You probably don't even have your own a yacht."
"What is a…yacht?" The pig tailed girl smiled.
"Whatever…" Mila groaned.
Just then all of my focus on their conversation became lost when I met gazes with you, my love.
Those brilliant yellow eyes completely held me paralyzed for a moment there.
I licked my lips as they had gone completely dry, gazing into your beautiful thick lips.
And that snout!
Ah…your snout perfectly complimented your beautiful face, my pet.
How I longed to be yours after our beautiful exchange of glances.
Just by looking into your sassy eyes, I could tell you had been love struck as well as I have.
I became much surprised when you began approaching me, the bard of my cage were the dreaded thing that separated us both.
My skin became bumpy as you began to sniff my hair, I could tell you liked my scent even if I haven't bathed in months.
After that, you slipped off of the golden skull necklace that hung from your neck and tossed it into my shivering hands.
It was the solid token of your love to me...
I will hold it forever close to me.
After that encounter, we became closer than ever.
I overjoyed at the sight of you approaching my prison to visit me every day.
And each time, you would to present me with a new Skull Necklace and sniff me once again.
I felt like the luckiest girl alive, I wanted to tell you everything I've had locked inside me, alas I was too shy to say anything back then.
All of my happiness ended when a boy in a silly green tunic came to "rescue" us.
To me my beloved, it was not a rescue.
It was like being torn away from the bloodline that kept me alive and living.
After arriving home, I did not dare mutter a word to my father because he would not understand.
When he found all of the Skull necklaces you have given to me, my sweet, my world came crashing down.
He sold them to all of the villagers and then made so much money off of them, we became the wealthiest family in Windfall.
I am now living proof that money does not provide happiness.
My father has forbidden me to ever make contact with you again but now I find myself rebelling against my father's word as I am writing to you.
I have now told my little green rescuer to deliver this letter to the postman, and I am hoping that the Gods will make it possible to send this letter to you.
I love you, Moe more than anything else in the world.
Please reply back soon.
With love,
Maggie
Absolutely anyone can review and post a letter back to Maggie as her beloved Moe, I will be posting the very first letter reply!
Weather it will be a love reply back or even a rejection reply to Maggie, it's all up to you.
Be creative, anything to make the reply interesting will work, even if it means making Maggie cry..Hahaha!
I will post the first letter next time, with your username and giving you credit, or course!
Well, thanks again so much for reading!
Warm regards,
Jetta
