Mr. Chair was reading in the early hours of the morning, before the sun came up, like 3:56 AM. His Bro Stephano was sitting at a desk nearby, sleeping. Mr. Chair suddenly looked up from his book, firmly shut it, stood up, and tapped on Stephano's shoulder.
"Hmph? -_e" The golden boy replied.
"I'M FUCKIN' HUUUUUUUNGRY! O3O" Mr. Chair yelled in a demonic voice, right into his ear.
"HOLY FUCK! OoO" Stephano screamed, jumping up.
"Shhh, you'll wake the bros :3" Mr. Chair whispered.
"Geezus Christ Mr. Chair! Couldn't you wait till evening? "
"No :3" Mr. Chair purred.
"Ugh, fine let's go -_-*" Stephano said getting up. The only reason why Mr. Chair couldn't go alone was because he was afraid of the dark, and he got lost easy.
After Stephano got Mr. Chair a can of fresh MANDALIN oranges :D, they went back to their room.
"Is your hunger quenched now? -_-" Stephano sighed.
"No, I'M STILL FUCKIN HUUUUUUUNGRY! D:" Mr. Chair exclaimed again annoying the golden one even more.
'Are you fucking kidding me? How much does this chair eat?' Stephano thought wide eyed O_O
"It's okay, I'm fine I guess." Mr. Chair said sweetly. Stephano finally thought he could go back to sleep, but mear seconds later Mr. Chair started doing something unexpected.
"ONE! TWO! *silent laugh* FOUR! XD" He whisper/yelled doing HUGE leg lifts.
"What the fuck are you doing!?" Stephano whispered angrily.
"FUCKIN LEG LIFTS!" Mr. Chair whispered doing 5 more.
"Hey Stephano, wanna come polish my buallsaq?" He said rolling his thighs between his slightly moist plams XD.
"What the fuck NO!" Stephano yelled getting more and more annoyed. They both went silent for at least five minutes.
Mr. Chair grabbed his armpit with his thumb and started cuddling his penguin pillow named Pongoose. He started gyrating his hips XD.
"Ugh, merde." Stephano silently said putting his head down.
"I'M FUCKIN HUUUUUNGRY!" Mr. Chair yelled again riding in on Piggeh from down the hall.
"How did you get way over there?" Stephano said picking up his head in surprise.
"Oh, Stephano, you like when me and Mr. Chair are sliding our way over to you? Huh? You like dat? You like when I'm sliding around your desk?" Piggeh smoothly said sliding like a snake around the desk Stephano was at.
"Wow two pages!" Mr. Chair exclaimed excitedly checking how far he had read by picking up his book Ryuzaki style.
"Ugh, I'm never going to sleep with this nonsense. -_-*" Stephano complained to no one.